maleficent

There's apparently a scientific study, that based on your name, it will determine what your ideal career should be.

Job Predictor

What's your ideal job?

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maleficent

Mine scared me, I fly over 100K miles a year for work, and complain about the bs behind the joys of air travel regularly. What does Job Predictor say my idea job is based on my name?

Air Steward(ess)

I can't win!

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Peetster

Lap Dancer.

Okay then.

pinklily

so what exactly is an MSP?

maleficent

Airport code for the Minneapolis St Paul Airport?

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shalafi

A nun???? These people are off their fraggin rocker. Theres no way Id make a good nun.

absorbentishe

A garden gnome? WTF is that. I'd be too bored to quickly.

Rubyee

I should be a nun with my full name.

My full name, if I were to be married, would make me an ideal Shoplifter.

Nice combination.

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You don't know from fun.

maleficent

Awww but you'd prolly look adorable in one of those habits Ever play dress up :Wink:
(I'd make a naughty school girl comment, but y'all would get the wrong idea about me)

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Mephex

Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.

Oh my lord. Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

*shivers*

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He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country.
There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
-Samuel Adams

T.U.B.

Your ideal job is a .

That's it. a dot. Can't win. Can't loose.
b.e.s.t. j.o.b. e.v.a.r.

and now for something completely different: ,

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Amerika by Franz Kafka
“As Karl Rossman, a poor boy of sixteen who had been packed off to America by his parents because a servant girl had seduced him and got herself a child by him, stood on the liner slowly entering the harbour of New York, a sudden burst of sunshine seemed to illumine the Statue of Liberty, so that he saw it in a new light, although he had sighted it long before. The arm with the sword rose up as if newly stretched aloft, and round the figure blew the free winds of heaven.”

vector_1979

A Nun!

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Tip: Never do your shoe lace up in a revolving door

Munku

Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

Woooo!!!! I love quiz shows.. *rollseyes*

bookerV

Gigolo.

Sweet

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"That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy."

Lionel Hutz

bernadette

hey mods, how about a thread merge on aisle 9?
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=55087

thanks

Munku, i think your job changed...

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supafly

With only my first name i should do : Anything but what i'am doing right now.
With my full name i should be a: Stripper.

Nice

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Thumbs up

:::OshnSoul:::

Church Minister. Funny.....and close..........

bundy

mine just changed... apparently i should be teaching pensioners to drive instead of my former profession as a superhero.

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Ohayo!!!

shAzb0t

*** *****, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

interesting, i never thought to explore this fantastic and rewarding career path: what am i in university for?!

WarWagon

I came across another one of these a while back, and it gave me the same job: street sweeper.

Oh well, maybe I'll get good benefits?

My alias has me show up as a "Human Shield."

Destined for greatness I am!

SixEdxMia

I'm a frekkin dog walker.Hoorah.

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Honey,We're home.

skier

http://www.tfproject.org, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

copenhagen

It said my ideal job was unemployed. funny thing is thats what i am.

Rdr4evr

mime artist for me. WTF??

cliche

T.U.B. - I've been told to be a . as well... any ideas where we go to retrain?

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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

qtpye4u84

Mine was wack----->Your ideal job is a Supermodel. uhuh I wish
I did my name twice heres my second one with out my middle name I dont know what it means either------->Your ideal job is a MSP.
I got this too----> Your ideal job is a Satan

Hahahahaha this is what my boyfriend got: Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.(what the hell does that mean)
My mom got a weird one---->Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
(sorry it was really fun and cool I had to keep playing with it)

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The QTpie

slimshaydee

slimshaydee, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

kulrblind

Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.


heh.

Nafter

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

k,

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Ishmal

first name: a Pole Dancer??? hmmm...

full name: a Soap Actor?? WTF??

screen name: a Sewage Worker.

i'm in the wrong line of work!!!

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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

bing bing

Edit , Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Excellent.

Gilda

Using my real name, Street Sweeper

Using my pseudonym, my ideal job is Evil Boss. Hee hee. I like that one.

Grace's real name came up Playing for a soccor[sic] team. Grace Nakamura, the name I use here for her, is Rabbit Slayer.

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I'm against ending blackness. I believe that everyone has a right to be black, it's a choice, and I support that.

~Steven Colbert

ryfo

I was a back end of a panto cow!!!!! Talk about a shit career..

eMOTIONal20

A Topless Model.

*slight consideration*

Interesting....

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"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Gandhi

Charlatan

Using Charlatan: Funeral Director

Using my real name: Alcohol Tester

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Stop being an asshole...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Axiom_e

First Name: Trained Assasin
Full Name: Stunt Man
Handle: Professional Shoplifter

Anybody else get Trained Assasin or am I just that bad ass.

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Life is meaningless.
How awesome is that?
Rock On! Now I can do whatever the hell I want
and give my own life meaning to myself.

God of Thunder

Mad Scientist


*wrings hands* Muah ha ha ha ha ha.

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

theguyondacouch

using my full name, it said professional hippy

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

ErcDaMerc

I should be Office bike!

without my middle initial it said proffesional shopper