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maleficent 05-17-2004 05:41 AM

Job Predictor
 
There's apparently a scientific study, that based on your name, it will determine what your ideal career should be.

Job Predictor

What's your ideal job?

maleficent 05-17-2004 05:42 AM

Mine scared me, I fly over 100K miles a year for work, and complain about the bs behind the joys of air travel regularly. What does Job Predictor say my idea job is based on my name?

Air Steward(ess)

I can't win!

Peetster 05-17-2004 05:44 AM

Lap Dancer.

Okay then.

pinklily 05-17-2004 05:45 AM

so what exactly is an MSP?

maleficent 05-17-2004 05:54 AM

Airport code for the Minneapolis St Paul Airport?

shalafi 05-17-2004 08:11 AM

A nun???? These people are off their fraggin rocker. Theres no way Id make a good nun.

absorbentishe 05-17-2004 08:21 AM

A garden gnome? WTF is that. I'd be too bored to quickly.

Rubyee 05-17-2004 10:21 AM

I should be a nun with my full name.

My full name, if I were to be married, would make me an ideal Shoplifter.

Nice combination.

maleficent 05-17-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shalafi
A nun???? These people are off their fraggin rocker. Theres no way Id make a good nun.
Awww but you'd prolly look adorable in one of those habits :) Ever play dress up :Wink:
(I'd make a naughty school girl comment, but y'all would get the wrong idea about me)

Mephex 05-17-2004 10:50 AM

Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.

Oh my lord. Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

*shivers*

T.U.B. 05-17-2004 10:56 AM

Your ideal job is a .

That's it. a dot. Can't win. Can't loose.
b.e.s.t. j.o.b. e.v.a.r.

and now for something completely different: ,

vector_1979 05-17-2004 11:26 AM

A Nun!

Munku 05-17-2004 11:55 AM

Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

Woooo!!!! I love quiz shows.. *rollseyes*

bookerV 05-17-2004 12:00 PM

Gigolo.

Sweet :D

bernadette 05-17-2004 12:22 PM

hey mods, how about a thread merge on aisle 9?
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=55087

thanks :)

Munku, i think your job changed...

supafly 05-17-2004 12:25 PM

With only my first name i should do : Anything but what i'am doing right now.
With my full name i should be a: Stripper.

Nice

05-17-2004 01:30 PM

Church Minister. Funny.....and close..........

bundy 05-17-2004 01:44 PM

mine just changed... apparently i should be teaching pensioners to drive instead of my former profession as a superhero.

shAzb0t 05-17-2004 09:38 PM

*** *****, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

interesting, i never thought to explore this fantastic and rewarding career path: what am i in university for?!

WarWagon 05-17-2004 10:01 PM

I came across another one of these a while back, and it gave me the same job: street sweeper.

Oh well, maybe I'll get good benefits?

My alias has me show up as a "Human Shield."

Destined for greatness I am!

SixEdxMia 05-17-2004 10:06 PM

I'm a frekkin dog walker.Hoorah.

skier 05-17-2004 10:20 PM

http://www.tfproject.org, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

copenhagen 05-17-2004 10:47 PM

It said my ideal job was unemployed. funny thing is thats what i am.

Rdr4evr 05-17-2004 11:30 PM

mime artist for me. WTF??

cliche 05-18-2004 01:31 AM

T.U.B. - I've been told to be a . as well... any ideas where we go to retrain?

qtpye4u84 05-18-2004 02:31 AM

Mine was wack----->Your ideal job is a Supermodel. uhuh I wish
I did my name twice heres my second one with out my middle name I dont know what it means either------->Your ideal job is a MSP.
I got this too----> Your ideal job is a Satan

Hahahahaha this is what my boyfriend got: Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.(what the hell does that mean)
My mom got a weird one---->Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
(sorry it was really fun and cool I had to keep playing with it)

slimshaydee 05-18-2004 04:07 AM

slimshaydee, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

kulrblind 05-18-2004 04:27 AM

Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.


heh.

Nafter 05-18-2004 05:15 AM

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

k,

Ishmal 06-27-2005 07:08 PM

first name: a Pole Dancer??? hmmm...

full name: a Soap Actor?? WTF??

screen name: a Sewage Worker.

i'm in the wrong line of work!!!

bing bing 06-27-2005 07:41 PM

Edit , Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Excellent.

Gilda 06-27-2005 08:50 PM

Using my real name, Street Sweeper

Using my pseudonym, my ideal job is Evil Boss. Hee hee. I like that one.

Grace's real name came up Playing for a soccor[sic] team. Grace Nakamura, the name I use here for her, is Rabbit Slayer.

ryfo 06-27-2005 08:56 PM

I was a back end of a panto cow!!!!! Talk about a shit career..

eMOTIONal20 06-27-2005 08:57 PM

:lol:

A Topless Model.

:hmm: *slight consideration*

Interesting....

Charlatan 06-28-2005 04:29 AM

Using Charlatan: Funeral Director

Using my real name: Alcohol Tester

Charlatan 06-28-2005 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryfo
I was a back end of a panto cow!!!!! Talk about a shit career..

Stop being an asshole...

Axiom_e 06-28-2005 06:40 AM

First Name: Trained Assasin
Full Name: Stunt Man
Handle: Professional Shoplifter

Anybody else get Trained Assasin or am I just that bad ass.

God of Thunder 06-28-2005 07:20 AM

Mad Scientist


*wrings hands* Muah ha ha ha ha ha.

theguyondacouch 06-28-2005 08:26 AM

using my full name, it said professional hippy

ErcDaMerc 06-28-2005 12:29 PM

I should be Office bike!

without my middle initial it said proffesional shopper


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