Mine is a trained assasin! Awesome.

Hmmm, my first name... Lap Dancer

My username... Hypnotist

First and last name... The job I have right now (funny, I don't have one???)

All names combined... Lap Dancer

So... Lap Dancer it is!!! :D

First name = Porn Director

First And Last = anything but what I am doing now

Username = Office Bike

I am most taken with the first one "Places people - and Action!" :thumbsup:

rally car racer ~first name
jungle explorer~first and last
animal therapist~ username

Hot damn - Jonathan, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

tilted forum project poster, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

first name: Monkey Impressionist (??!)

full name: Garden Gnome

username: Brain Surgeon.

that's it. i'm legally changing my name. what's a monkey impressionist supposed to do for work these days?

I sense a disturbance in the force ... mine was "Monkey Impressionist" too.

Holy crap! That's not too far from the truth :D

A Soap Actor

hmmmm interesting...

Alright! Professional Shopper...

Now to find the nearest store. Oh wait! I cant get to one.

Real name: "Who are you kidding...you work?"
Real name including middle name: "Garden Gnome"
User name: "Emperor of all the world"

I'm off to the deed poll office first thing tomorrow.

Nisses, Your ideal job is a God for everyone

real name: the job I have now?? sheesh, no way!
reall full name: cowboy

I think I'll stick to God, with a penchant for herding cows maybe?

Gave me a dentist.......that could scare some people.

Hrm, w/o my middle name i got stripper, with my middle initial in i got rally car driver, and with my full name i got sewage worker :(

and when i put a period after my middle initial i got village idiot =X

My real name I got a housekeeper! I don't even clean my own apartment!

My username I got a funeral director! Sweeeet! Bring out the dead!

Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber!!

WTF!! hahaha!!!

Village idiot! Hoo-ah!

Double you tee eff. A soap actor. C'mon...heh