theguyondacouch

I"BE BEEN BITTEN BY A KANGAROO!

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

fernweh

HOLY SHIT DUDE, SUCK OUT THE POISON!!!

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f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"

Phaenx

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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

Fly

them are nasty bites too huh?


go hit the bowl,......you'll be fine.

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bernadette

"HOLY SHIT... i think i am going to get sick now.... arghhhh..."
<img src="http://www.spinifexsafaris.com.au/kangaroo.jpg">

"dude man... i need to lie down now before i hurl."
<img src="http://www.tc.umn.edu/~hallx021/australia/canberra/kangaroo.jpg">

"dudes, i'm telling ya... don't even think about tasting theguyonthecouch... he's some kind of toxic."
<img src="http://www.exzooberance.com/animal%20pictures/free%20animal%20pictures/free%20animal%20pictures%20gallery%2001/Kangaroo%20exZOOberance%20002.jpg">

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Crack

@ Bernadette!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

theguyondacouch

I have

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Tophat665

Are kangaroo bites as nasty as moose bites? I understand moose bites can be mighty nasty.

A moose bit my sister once.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

KellyC

@ Bernadette

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

bundy

this is hilarious.

so that you know, i've never heard of someone being bitten by a roo... they tend to kick more than bite.

Meri would know more though.





this car got off lightly when it tried to fuck with a roo...

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

crawl outta the friggin pouch, man...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.