Great, it's the TFP sarcasm thread...
 

I think it's great the girl i spent most of Saturday night with had a boyfriend. Wise investment of time if i've ever seen one.

Might call her tonight to see how they are.

Great... another thread about sarcasm...

This thread is EXACTLY what this place has been lacking.

I think it's great when weird guys try to hang out with my me and my girlfriends when we go out to the bar, no matter how pointedly I tell them we're not interested. Because you KNOW we're going to drink till he's cute!! Awesome!!

You definitely know the difference between sarcasm and fate!

I love it when people at work ask me if I am busy before they start assigning things to me- like it would make a difference if I said yes. I also look forward to the times when people call me and want to talk to me for long periods of time when I have six other calls all waiting to be picked up. Two of those six calls are probably people that want to talk to me for long periods of time. I love that!

my ex-boss told me in a meeting with the navy that i had his full support on a project...

where i replied, "great - i get more support from a jockstrap!"

i dont understand what the deal is with sarcasm you sarcastic bastards....i mean, why do you all have to be sarcastic all the time? dont you think its time we stopped be sarcastic about all those stupid things people do to us that make us want to ridicule and insult them in smart ways so they don't really get that we are making fun of them? gosh i love sarcasm and pretty girls.

sarcasm is my favorite kind of casm.

WOW! Finally! A thread for me, and I've got nothing.

Said sarcastically of course.

OH... you're cool! A real cool dude.

...and those pink shoelaces just about almost match with your red rubber soles...

i love it when my boss says "we" need to do this or "we" need to take care of that...both of us know that "we" means me

Yeah, sounds like all of you really have it hard, I can't tell you how badly I feel for you.

how sweet of you to care so much

And I do care; I care deeply about every one of you.

SURE you do!

can't you just feel the love?

I need pussy.

Oh great. this is just what this board needs. No. Really.

Well aren't you all just the happiest people on the board!

Actually, sarcasm is the use of humor to attack another person, irony is saying one thing and meaning another, no seriously it is, seriously though it is, dude im reaaal serious when i say that

You seppos have an uncanny grasp on the use of sarcasm.

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what about the or-casm?

I agree with him.

Hey, here's an idea!! Let's make a thread about something rampant in TFP! WOW!! You sure are a world beater! :)

My pleasure.

best.........thread..........ever........

:lol: That's the first time that line has *ever* been used here!

Ya know, I was just rofl at that.....:rolleyes:

What a dull thread... I'm out of here

Oh great, just what we need is for someone ELSE to add their opinion...

I had a great day at work!