05-12-2004, 06:49 PM | #1 (permalink) |
is KING!
Location: On the path to Valhalla.
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Street Fight
This was inspired by Internet street fight. Thought it might be fun to have an actual internet brawl.
The rules: Show up and start throwing blows. But no finishing moves are allowed because people have to get up and go to work in the morning. Weapons and superpowers are welcomed. But no forcefields...that would be cheating. The setting: In the middle of a baseball diamond in a deserted park... I stand alone bathed in the pale moon light wearing my Denim vest..."Warriors, come out and plaaaay!" |
05-14-2004, 03:08 PM | #27 (permalink) | ||
Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Here's my gang... we're ready!
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05-14-2004, 03:47 PM | #28 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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my lawn mower is fired up and ready to mulch...
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05-14-2004, 04:57 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
Newlywed
Location: at home
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05-14-2004, 07:25 PM | #31 (permalink) |
The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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I jump from a plane and land on bparkers neck, feet first. I lol and shoot spider egg bullets at everyone.
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05-15-2004, 03:05 PM | #32 (permalink) |
is KING!
Location: On the path to Valhalla.
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I get up and dust my self off and proceed to apply the Five Point Palm of the Exploding Heart technique to Phaenx... But having never used it in combat before, I miss a preassure point and he is now dancing around like a headless chicken for the next five minutes...
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05-17-2004, 12:37 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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ok. whose ass am i gonna kick first?
<img src="http://www.absoluteanime.com/street_fighter/cammy.jpg"> go on. step right up for your can of whoop ass! <img src="http://www.gamers-depot.com/accessories/jones_soda/can_o_whoop_ass/canshot.jpg">
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05-19-2004, 09:24 AM | #36 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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ok break it up, break it up. you folks all go home now. Sarah Connor is here and I dare say that NO ONE wants to mess with this:
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05-19-2004, 11:22 AM | #38 (permalink) | |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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<font size="4">lookee what i found...
<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/home_orribleblade,0.jpg"> you still wanna mess with me?</font> ps. story behind that insane weapon here: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...html?from=top5 Quote:
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05-19-2004, 11:27 AM | #39 (permalink) | |
is KING!
Location: On the path to Valhalla.
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So I will see you Push Dagger of Obsurdity and raise you a Last edited by bparker805; 05-19-2004 at 11:36 AM.. |
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