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bparker805 05-12-2004 06:49 PM

Street Fight
 
This was inspired by Internet street fight. Thought it might be fun to have an actual internet brawl.

The rules:
Show up and start throwing blows. But no finishing moves are allowed because people have to get up and go to work in the morning. Weapons and superpowers are welcomed. But no forcefields...that would be cheating.

The setting:
In the middle of a baseball diamond in a deserted park...

I stand alone bathed in the pale moon light wearing my Denim vest..."Warriors, come out and plaaaay!"

Booray 05-12-2004 06:57 PM

http://www.gareth.me.uk/movies/warri...tos/photo8.jpg

bparker805 05-12-2004 07:00 PM

You calling me out?
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~XS6K-SNZ...treetfight.jpg

sillygirl 05-12-2004 07:04 PM

Can I just be the cheerleader?

bparker805 05-12-2004 07:13 PM

yeah, you can be a cheerleader, but you better post a pic before you get mistaken for a combatant and feel the back of my

http://www.flamdrags.com/heereesumart/bitchslap.jpg
;)

sillygirl 05-12-2004 07:25 PM

damn. k. waitin for the other one to load

sillygirl 05-12-2004 07:29 PM

fucking a. okay. one more try.
http://www.davidsdoodles.com/images/cheerleader.jpg

bparker805 05-12-2004 07:34 PM

http://www.funnypop.com/images/bug-eye.jpg

How is a guy supposed to fight with you showin your panties like that?!

sillygirl 05-12-2004 07:37 PM

I had found a better picture, but it wouldn't load.. .it was a real girl, too. She was hot.

bparker805 05-12-2004 07:45 PM

now... back to the fight!
http://www.bushidocanada.com/images/books/7440.jpg

Im so kicking ass and taking names!

edited for a new pic... damn, it was a cool pic

sillygirl 05-12-2004 07:47 PM

I :love: red exes

bparker805 05-12-2004 07:54 PM

Theres no rexes in a street fight!

sillygirl 05-12-2004 08:11 PM

:lol: not anymore there's not :) GO TEAM! Wait.. who'm I cheering for?

bparker805 05-12-2004 08:20 PM

youre supposed to be cheering for the Little Devils

sillygirl 05-12-2004 08:21 PM

Ok :D

http://www.gryphinracing.com/lildevil.jpg

bparker805 05-12-2004 08:24 PM

Hey wrong Little Devil! He aint got no weiner!

sillygirl 05-12-2004 08:30 PM

http://www.jormungand.de/dorian/dori...ttle_devil.jpg

cheerleaders?
http://www.faketeeth.net/catalog/Little-Devil.gif
that better?

bparker805 05-13-2004 02:23 PM

Coming to bring the pain...
http://membres.tripod.fr/flheureux/23.jpg

Astrocloud 05-13-2004 02:28 PM

All I got are finishing moves
http://www.massbjj.com/db2/00153/mas...tarmbar02b.JPG

bparker805 05-13-2004 02:28 PM

I...refuse... to...tap... out....

(calling in the troops)
http://www.campspeersymca.org/summer...mca/Ninjas.jpg

Astrocloud 05-13-2004 02:36 PM

My renaissance geeks can stop your ninjas

http://www.livinghistorysociety.org/.../knights01.jpg

bparker805 05-13-2004 02:40 PM

Didnt want to have to bring him to the fight, but you leave me little choice!

http://www.hill-kleerup.org/blog/ima...est/balrog.jpg

Astrocloud 05-13-2004 07:05 PM

This frost dragon should do the trick against any firey fire fucker.

http://www.anry.ru/gallery/frost_dra...ost_dragon.jpg

paddyjoe 05-14-2004 03:53 AM

Hah!

You amateurs amuse me.

In my corner is the King of street fighters (well at least in Tokyo).


http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...e/godzilla.jpg


Prepare to have all of your over-dubbed asses crushed!

Astrocloud 05-14-2004 04:20 AM

Not only do I have MechoGodzilla to counter your wimpy all flesh one... But I've brought the A-Team to back me up as well.

http://www.shaftagents.com/mechagodzilla.jpg

bparker805 05-14-2004 02:16 PM

Y'all beter recognize!
http://www.kaareandrews.com/img/volt...niverse-01.jpg

grumpyolddude 05-14-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
http://www.jormungand.de/dorian/dori...ttle_devil.jpg

cheerleaders?

Quote:

Hey wrong Little Devil! (S)He aint got no weiner!
But I could loan her mine for a few hours!;)

Here's my gang... we're ready!
http://www.micks-rare-records.com/streetfightingman.jpg

uncle phil 05-14-2004 03:47 PM

my lawn mower is fired up and ready to mulch...

sillygirl 05-14-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
But I could loan her mine for a few hours!;)
You don't want the wrath of the cheerleader upon you.... (>_<)

bparker805 05-14-2004 05:22 PM

coming to lay the smack down from beyond the grave:
http://www.estragand.com/media/dumbpics/blueowen.jpg

Phaenx 05-14-2004 07:25 PM

I jump from a plane and land on bparkers neck, feet first. I lol and shoot spider egg bullets at everyone.

bparker805 05-15-2004 03:05 PM

I get up and dust my self off and proceed to apply the Five Point Palm of the Exploding Heart technique to Phaenx... But having never used it in combat before, I miss a preassure point and he is now dancing around like a headless chicken for the next five minutes...

bernadette 05-17-2004 12:37 PM

ok. whose ass am i gonna kick first?

<img src="http://www.absoluteanime.com/street_fighter/cammy.jpg">


go on. step right up for your can of whoop ass!

<img src="http://www.gamers-depot.com/accessories/jones_soda/can_o_whoop_ass/canshot.jpg">

bparker805 05-18-2004 11:04 AM

How aobut opening THIS can of Whoop Ass?!
(notice the can in hand)
http://www.hippieplace.com/gl/3626.jpg

platypus 05-19-2004 04:39 AM

Put 'em up.

http://www.student.cs.uwaterloo.ca/~dwun/platypus.gif

Sion 05-19-2004 09:24 AM

ok break it up, break it up. you folks all go home now. Sarah Connor is here and I dare say that NO ONE wants to mess with this:

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/t2/.../t2_mq_057.jpg

Mr_Meat 05-19-2004 10:57 AM

Back in a while...

bernadette 05-19-2004 11:22 AM

<font size="4">lookee what i found...

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/home_orribleblade,0.jpg">

you still wanna mess with me?</font>






ps. story behind that insane weapon here:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...html?from=top5

Quote:

<b>Knife of nightmares: weapons consigment uncovered</b>

A consignment of deadly weapons - including this 50cm multi-bladed push knife - has been intercepted by Australian customs.

This weapon, which was heading for Melbourne, was spotted among a batch in air cargo that arrived from the United States.

After X-ray examination, the officers uncovered a sword stick, several trench knives, other push knives and a double edged dagger, all believed to have been purchased over the internet.

AP

bparker805 05-19-2004 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
<font size="4">lookee what i found...

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/home_orribleblade,0.jpg">

you still wanna mess with me?</font>






ps. story behind that insane weapon here:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...html?from=top5

i saw that this moring on Fark... you stole my idea before i could get to it!

So I will see you Push Dagger of Obsurdity and raise you a
http://www.ravepartytoys.com/images/...ight-Saber.gif


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