bernadette

And the sign says "No long hair freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"
CHORUS:
Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind
<font size="4">Do this Don't do that Can't you read the sign?</font>
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out
Or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner
CHORUS:
Oh Say now mister Can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You gotto have a membership card just to get inside" Huh
And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign
I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine

<img src="http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/bathroomsigns.jpg">

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kutulu

I hate that song more than most...

Redlemon

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Charlatan

Blackthorn

I hope this one keeps rolling....nice post B!!!

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Jeff

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cj2112

Fly

from our neck of the woods...

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moonstrucksoul

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uncle phil

B...who sang it first?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bernadette
[B] And the sign says "No long hair freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"
CHORUS:
Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind
<font size="4">Do this Don't do that Can't you read the sign?</font>
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out
Or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner
CHORUS:
Oh Say now mister Can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You gotto have a membership card just to get inside" Huh
And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign
I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

five man electric band.......

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Fly

tesla does a smokin' acoustic version too.

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uncle phil

fly, you are my hero...and just for that...


Dazed And Confused
Led Zeppelin

Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
soul of a woman was created below.

You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been.
Gonna love you baby, here I come again.

Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been,
Sweet little baby, I want you again.

Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

yup. and i am (damnit) old enough to be able to say that i bought the 45 when it first was released. i was maybe 11 or 12 yrs old then...

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and nice signs everybody!!! \m/

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bernadette

uncle phil, do you recall what was on the flip side? i can't...

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uncle phil

flip side was "hello, melinda, goodbye"....lyrics when i can find them...

lyrics do not exist...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Rodney

I too, am old enough to remember when it came out. But I am proud to say that I thought it was crap even then.

Fremen

Well, I for one, like the song. 'Course, I'm easy.

M.A.S.H. Swamp sign:

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kulrblind

Seriously, flyman? in BC?
Cuz I put that sign (thanks, Expedia) somewhere around Thunder Bay, Ontario... 2,000 km from Halifax, 2,000 km from Banff, 2,467 km from Vancouver...


Cool sign, though

bernadette

<img src="http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/bratfry.jpg">
that's one way to deal with bratty kids, i suppose...

<img src="http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/slap.jpg">
i've heard of men saying they slapped their sausage... but, um...chicken? @_@

<img src="http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/sign_trn.jpg">
i told you to go play on the freeway kid!

<img src="http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/hole1.jpg">
that place seems a bit fishy, if you ask me...

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uncle phil

bernie, you ain't lived 'til you've eaten some wisconsin white brats...(help me out here, wisconsinites...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

sorry....i was refering to Canada as a whole there........

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Charlatan

cchris

This is an actual one that I took today.
It's supposed to read "How fast are you going now"?

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bundy

i've seen that one chris.
down south isn't it, like Heathcote or around there?

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Ohayo!!!

cchris

Yep.

Been like that for yonks too.

New camera old sign.