Who buys this crap?
 

Protect your banana

Does it vibrate?

One size fits all?

WHY WHY WHY?????????????????????????????????

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.



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The Banana Guard currently comes in 9 colours, available online:
Ravishing Red
Outrageous Orange
Mellow Yellow
Sublime Green
Skyhigh Blue
Brilliant Blue
Passionate Purple
Pretty in Pink
Glow in the Dark

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Ooooh....I want.

Does anybody else find it kind of amusing that the "banana protector" comes in all the colors of the "rainbow"?

i wonder if people who don't eat bananas will buy this...if you catch my drift...

My thought as well. But those little pieces that stick out to one side, like hinges? Could be painful.

This reminds me of bananaphones.

Ring dong ding dong bananaphooooooones?

could be cut and filed down for those really determined or too cheap to buy the 'normal options' for that kind of thing.

I bought one, but my banana doesnt fit.
it's too big.