05-09-2004, 01:17 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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what's the perfect job for you?
<small>in case you want to waste 20 seconds more of your life...</small>
FIND OUT: http://www.jobpredictor.com/ <b>bernadette, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.</b>
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05-09-2004, 01:34 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Happy as a hippo
Location: Southern California
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Hehe, quiz show contestant.... just what my guidance counselor used to tell me.
With my screen name, it says I am destined to be a mermaid. I like that one even better.
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05-09-2004, 07:09 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Location: right here of course
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Speed Gibson, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
The Cisco Kid, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator. straying from online nicks and sticking with Old Time Radio characters: -> The Shadow, Your ideal job is a Office numpty. -> The Lone Ranger, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. (going to his great-nephew) -> Green Hornet, Your ideal job is a Cowboy. -> Dick Tracy, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive. -> Nero Wolfe, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper. (quite a mental picture with the incredibly lazy 300 pound Wolfe doing bungee jumping)
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05-09-2004, 11:16 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Screen name = cowboy
full name = primeminister sounds like I am a cross between Bush and Blair. Yikes!
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams |
05-10-2004, 04:15 AM | #24 (permalink) |
undead
Location: Duisburg, Germany
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Nick = Stripper
Real Name = Lap Dancer belive me you dont want to see that!
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"It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere. Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death — Albert Einstein |
05-10-2004, 07:16 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Nefir, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.
Hey, how did they know my current job?!
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05-11-2004, 07:02 AM | #32 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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afraidofninjas is the "Cowboy" type. I always thought so with my Marlborough man rugged good looks
The real me is to be a headteacher. I'm not sure how that works but it sounds creepy and I bet there would be an Evil Lab...
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05-11-2004, 07:07 AM | #33 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Charlatan, your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.
/rubbing hands together Excellent...
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05-11-2004, 08:09 AM | #34 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Native America
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Hey it said my ideal job was Unemployed!! I've been that before, I guess I should have stuck with it.
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