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Old 05-09-2004, 01:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what's the perfect job for you?

<small>in case you want to waste 20 seconds more of your life...</small>

FIND OUT: http://www.jobpredictor.com/

<b>bernadette, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.</b>
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Street Sweeper...
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
Your ideal job is a Litter Warden...
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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holy shit i am destined to be a nun.
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
who are you kidding, you work?.
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Alaska, USA
Astrologer
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
Happy as a hippo
 
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Location: Southern California
Hehe, quiz show contestant.... just what my guidance counselor used to tell me.

With my screen name, it says I am destined to be a mermaid. I like that one even better.
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Norway
Woha: "Your ideal job is a President"

heh, note it said "a" president, not "the". President of the dead-seagulls-as-hats club here I come
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Honest to God this is what it said:

"Fremen, Your ideal job is a ." <---- No deleting on my part.
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Ireland
CSflim, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

cool.
Primeminsiter ain't bad.
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Old 05-09-2004, 04:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
bundy [actually put my real name], your ideal job is a Superhero.


cool.
i think thats pretty good...
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Old 05-09-2004, 05:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh great, if I put my screen name in I'm a "Human Shield." Glad to know I'm destined for greatness.
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Old 05-09-2004, 05:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
Apocalypse Nerd
 
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Astrocloud, Your ideal job is a Movie star.
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Dayum! I put in my real name and it said I was destined to be a God.
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: Edmontania
haha Entered my alternate nick, Barewren, and i got this:

Barewren, Your ideal job is a Topless Model.
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Top Gun Pilot
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Old 05-09-2004, 07:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: NY
heyal256, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.
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Old 05-09-2004, 07:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
 
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Location: right here of course
Speed Gibson, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

The Cisco Kid, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

straying from online nicks and sticking with Old Time Radio characters:
-> The Shadow, Your ideal job is a Office numpty.
-> The Lone Ranger, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. (going to his great-nephew)
-> Green Hornet, Your ideal job is a Cowboy.
-> Dick Tracy, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.
-> Nero Wolfe, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper. (quite a mental picture with the incredibly lazy 300 pound Wolfe doing bungee jumping)
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Old 05-09-2004, 10:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
Steve, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
Damn I was hoping for geology, that rocks
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Old 05-09-2004, 11:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
Screen name = cowboy
full name = primeminister

sounds like I am a cross between Bush and Blair. Yikes!
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Old 05-10-2004, 01:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: Peetster's house.
Fluffy bunny trainer..WTf??
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:30 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by slimshaydee
Steve, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
Damn I was hoping for geology, that rocks
Worst. Pun. Ever.

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Old 05-10-2004, 04:00 AM   #23 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: NJ
onetime2= hypnotist
Paul=Pirate

Not sure which I like better.

Maybe I'll be a hypnotic pirate.

Avast ye scurvy dogs you're getting sleepy.
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:15 AM   #24 (permalink)
undead
 
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Location: Duisburg, Germany
Nick = Stripper
Real Name = Lap Dancer



belive me you dont want to see that!
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:16 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Can't beat that
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:16 AM   #26 (permalink)
!?!No hay pantalones!?!
 
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Location: Indian-no-place
heheheheheh, laughing...


SaltFish, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.


-SF
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:22 AM   #27 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Office Gopher
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:25 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: Kingston, Ontario
Pain Train, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator

And my other screen name, Scorps, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:07 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
entering my first name i got Circus Freak....but after adding my last name i got Porn Star. and with only my last name i got Gigolo.

and with my full name i got Funeral Director
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:16 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Nefir, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

Hey, how did they know my current job?!
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Old 05-10-2004, 08:12 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
Giant Hamburger, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.
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Old 05-11-2004, 07:02 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Location: New Brunswick, Canada
afraidofninjas is the "Cowboy" type. I always thought so with my Marlborough man rugged good looks

The real me is to be a headteacher. I'm not sure how that works but it sounds creepy and I bet there would be an Evil Lab...
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Old 05-11-2004, 07:07 AM   #33 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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Location: Lion City
Charlatan, your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.

/rubbing hands together

Excellent...
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Old 05-11-2004, 08:09 AM   #34 (permalink)
Addict
 
Location: Native America
Hey it said my ideal job was Unemployed!! I've been that before, I guess I should have stuck with it.
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Old 05-11-2004, 08:55 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Hypnotist
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Old 05-11-2004, 09:05 AM   #36 (permalink)
Lost!!
 
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Location: Kingston, Ontario
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennteel
Hypnotist
now you stay away from me!
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Old 05-11-2004, 11:48 AM   #37 (permalink)
Non-Rookie
 
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Location: Green Bay, WI
NoSoup, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.
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Old 05-11-2004, 12:56 PM   #38 (permalink)
Newlywed
 
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Location: at home
Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist

My screenname ~ sillygirl, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:20 PM   #39 (permalink)
Lost
 
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Location: Florida
HAHA! My job blows all of your jobs out of the water!

"Munku, Your ideal job is a Satan. "
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:55 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Dodgem Driver
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