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bernadette 05-09-2004 01:17 PM

what's the perfect job for you?
 
<small>in case you want to waste 20 seconds more of your life...</small> :p

FIND OUT: http://www.jobpredictor.com/

<b>bernadette, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.</b>

WarWagon 05-09-2004 01:19 PM

Street Sweeper...

Crack 05-09-2004 01:21 PM

Your ideal job is a Litter Warden...

pinklily 05-09-2004 01:22 PM

holy shit i am destined to be a nun.

cchris 05-09-2004 01:24 PM

who are you kidding, you work?.

Boo 05-09-2004 01:27 PM

Astrologer

StormBerlin 05-09-2004 01:34 PM

Hehe, quiz show contestant.... just what my guidance counselor used to tell me.

With my screen name, it says I am destined to be a mermaid. I like that one even better.

Supradog 05-09-2004 01:39 PM

Woha: "Your ideal job is a President"

heh, note it said "a" president, not "the". President of the dead-seagulls-as-hats club here I come :)

Fremen 05-09-2004 02:15 PM

Honest to God this is what it said:

"Fremen, Your ideal job is a ." <---- No deleting on my part. :D

CSflim 05-09-2004 02:20 PM

CSflim, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

cool.
Primeminsiter ain't bad.

bundy 05-09-2004 04:46 PM

bundy [actually put my real name], your ideal job is a Superhero.


cool.
i think thats pretty good...

WarWagon 05-09-2004 05:18 PM

Oh great, if I put my screen name in I'm a "Human Shield." Glad to know I'm destined for greatness.

Astrocloud 05-09-2004 05:25 PM

Astrocloud, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

Fremen 05-09-2004 06:39 PM

Dayum! I put in my real name and it said I was destined to be a God.

skier 05-09-2004 06:48 PM

haha Entered my alternate nick, Barewren, and i got this:

Barewren, Your ideal job is a Topless Model.

EbolaVirus 05-09-2004 06:52 PM

Top Gun Pilot

heyal256 05-09-2004 07:01 PM

heyal256, Your ideal job is a Evil boss. :)

Speed_Gibson 05-09-2004 07:09 PM

Speed Gibson, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

The Cisco Kid, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

straying from online nicks and sticking with Old Time Radio characters:
-> The Shadow, Your ideal job is a Office numpty.
-> The Lone Ranger, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. (going to his great-nephew)
-> Green Hornet, Your ideal job is a Cowboy.
-> Dick Tracy, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.
-> Nero Wolfe, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper. (quite a mental picture with the incredibly lazy 300 pound Wolfe doing bungee jumping)

slimshaydee 05-09-2004 10:05 PM

Steve, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
Damn I was hoping for geology, that rocks

mml 05-09-2004 11:16 PM

Screen name = cowboy
full name = primeminister

sounds like I am a cross between Bush and Blair. Yikes!

SixEdxMia 05-10-2004 01:04 AM

Fluffy bunny trainer..WTf??

WarWagon 05-10-2004 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
Steve, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
Damn I was hoping for geology, that rocks

Worst. Pun. Ever.

:lol:

onetime2 05-10-2004 04:00 AM

onetime2= hypnotist
Paul=Pirate

Not sure which I like better.

Maybe I'll be a hypnotic pirate.

Avast ye scurvy dogs you're getting sleepy.

Pacifier 05-10-2004 04:15 AM

Nick = Stripper
Real Name = Lap Dancer

:hmm:

belive me you dont want to see that!

froseph 05-10-2004 05:16 AM

Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Can't beat that :)

saltfish 05-10-2004 07:16 AM

heheheheheh, laughing...


SaltFish, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.


-SF

vermin 05-10-2004 07:22 AM

Office Gopher

Scorps 05-10-2004 07:25 AM

Pain Train, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator

And my other screen name, Scorps, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp

asudevil83 05-10-2004 07:07 PM

entering my first name i got Circus Freak....but after adding my last name i got Porn Star. and with only my last name i got Gigolo.

and with my full name i got Funeral Director

Nefir 05-10-2004 07:16 PM

Nefir, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

Hey, how did they know my current job?!

Giant Hamburger 05-10-2004 08:12 PM

Giant Hamburger, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

afraidofninjas 05-11-2004 07:02 AM

afraidofninjas is the "Cowboy" type. I always thought so with my Marlborough man rugged good looks

The real me is to be a headteacher. I'm not sure how that works but it sounds creepy and I bet there would be an Evil Lab...

Charlatan 05-11-2004 07:07 AM

Charlatan, your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.

/rubbing hands together

Excellent...

Redgirl 05-11-2004 08:09 AM

Hey it said my ideal job was Unemployed!! I've been that before, I guess I should have stuck with it. :D

Jennteel 05-11-2004 08:55 AM

Hypnotist

Scorps 05-11-2004 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jennteel
Hypnotist
now you stay away from me!

NoSoup 05-11-2004 11:48 AM

NoSoup, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.

sillygirl 05-11-2004 12:56 PM

Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist

My screenname ~ sillygirl, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star

Munku 05-12-2004 07:20 PM

HAHA! My job blows all of your jobs out of the water!

"Munku, Your ideal job is a Satan. "

queedo 05-12-2004 08:55 PM

Dodgem Driver


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