Eugeni

How did you sleep last night?

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Sion

Eugeni: I slept on my side (left) with one arm under the pillow and the other curled around the pillow. Oh, and I was naked.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

ibis

Hey mom, where do babies come from?

coash

What is the difference between 'tone' muscles and 'big' muscles

Eugeni

How can a man love one woman for a lifetime?

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monkeydriven

What is so 'fun' about funsize Snickers???

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Sion

ibis (welcome to my thread): babies come from Da Woom. It's very hip these days.

coash (welcome also): toned muscles are those that are in good condition, though not necessarily particularly large. A really excellent example of a toned athlete would be a boxer in the low end of the weight classes (i.e. a flyweight, featherweight or lightweight).

Eugeni: How does a man not? Every woman I've ever loved (all 12 of them) I still love to some degree or another. Even the ones who tore my heart to shreds.

monkeydriven: think about orifices (or is it orifi?).

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fly

how can i prevent crotch rotch...........you know,....when you need to put baby powder under your ballsac?

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Sion

flyman: there are these new-fangled contraptions called showers. check em out, they work wonders.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Polyphobic

How should I answer or what should I do when Satan asks me to join his demonic army?

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Sion

Polyphobic: Trust me on this one, you aren't nearly evil enough to join our, I mean his, army.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Speed_Gibson

Is winME a virus that Microsoft found on some questionable website run on a Eastern Bloc country server and decide to distribute for profit, or did the (somewhat) trained half-blind caged wild African monkeys that type most of their source code just have a really bad week?

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

coash

are nigerian 419 scammers the best scammers ever

Speed_Gibson

they have to rank below Kennedy and company stealing the 1960 election no matter what criteria is used.

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Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

Sion

Speed_Gibson: yes

coash: no. the best scammers ever go completely un-named and un-noticed.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Sion

dont you mean Bush and co in 2000?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Speed_Gibson

that could possibly apply but Kennedy and Johnson unquestionably stole the Office 40 years earlier with massive voter fraud in the major cities...anyways back to more of a nonsense theme rather than discussions about established historical facts......

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he was tripping on acid, drunk, and being 'actively encouraged' with an electric cattle prod?

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

Sion

Speed_Gibson: woodchuck's on acid wont chuck wood. I know, I checked.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fly

why can't i let go of my johnson?

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SterlingStudios

Sion

flyman: coz yer a perverted little horndog?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fly

no man............this johnson.








weeeeeeeeeee.........

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SterlingStudios

Eugeni

Why can't he?

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Sion

Eugeni: could you?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Eugeni

Sion: No, I couldn't.

So, why couldn't we?

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Sion

Eugeni: we could, but flyman might get mad at us.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Eugeni

Are you all right? Do you need anything?

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Sion

I need a new job, a ton of money and a date with Nicole Kidman. But other than that, I'm fine, thanks for asking.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fly

you really think i'd get mad at you if you couldn't leave my johnson alone?

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SterlingStudios

Sion

the guitar, flyman, the guitar.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Eugeni

Can make up a dialogue where 'your head explode' is included to illustrate me in the use of it?

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Sion

Eugeni: If you really knew what went on in my mind, it would make your head explode.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Eugeni

If my head hasn't exploded, I didn't know what went on in your mind, am I not right?

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Sion

Eugeni: right, you are not right.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

monkeydriven

How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?

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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time...
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Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

Sion

monkeydriven: one is usually enough.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Dwayne

Can God make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

P.S. sorry if this question has already been asked.

Fly

if shit rolls down hill.


when you look up,....why is it all you see is assholes?

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SterlingStudios

Sion

Dwayne: IF there is a God, then he/she/it made lava, which is molten rock (several thousand degrees) so I dont think he/she/it would have any trouble with a burrito, no matter how hot it is. In other words, no.

flyman: if I look up and see nothing but assholes, I get the hell off that escalator, pronto!

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Eugeni

How do you know when you have reached happiness?

Sion

I can tell when I have reached happiness by the warm sweet smell of pussy in my nostrils. Your results may vary.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...