Sion

but, if you do ask, I'll tell the truth. or at least, the truth as I understand it.

you may begin

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Charlatan

Are you wearing pants?

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Averett

What is the meaning of life?

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theguyondacouch

what is the meaning of pants?

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Destrox

When will it become illegal for fat chicks to wear low cut anything?

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SixEdxMia

When will destrox learn to appreciate all titts and ass equally?

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PredeconInferno

um... when will it become illegal for fat chicks?

No no, kidding.

What's up with Averett's avatar?

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Batman976

What's up with PredeconInferno's avatar?

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bernadette

why is it so hard to find a good plumber?

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crow_daw

When are you going to reveal your amazing treasure trove of knowledge?

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bernadette

was this thread a big fat ruse?

are you off sitting back laughing your ass off at us asking questions?

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Fly

why don't you hang in nonsense as much as you used to?

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slimshaydee

Who was the first person to ever eat a potato?

jwoody

Do you get upset when people pronounce your name wrong, shee-on?

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iamtheone

Is there really a god?

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Averett

Will Destrox ever heal from his BURN marks?

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Sion

sorry for the delay folks.


the answers in order:

1. yes, sweatpants
2. be nice to each other and try to have fun
3. pants were invented to cover the pasty white asses of European men. no one wants to look at that. never have, never will.
4. probably never, unfortunately. of course, the same thing could be said about fat guys in tank tops too.
5. all titts and ass are not created equal. sad but true. see answer #3.
6. I dont know, but its cool nonetheless.
7. Looks like a pretty girl who might possibly be engaged in some sort of sexual activity. I like it.
8. because plumbers have an innate tendency to hoard their knowledge. thus, apprentice plumbers have to learn by trial and error. so finding a good one is a lot like playing the lottery.
9. now
10. no
11. been busy with other things. for example, I recently doubled my collection of movies (bought a case of 180 dvd-rips on cd, $20, good deal) and have been trying to watch at least one or two a night.
12. I dont know, but it wouldnt surprise me if it was an Irish/Celtic person.
13. no, ignorance/stupidity doesnt upset me, but it does make me sad.
14. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
15. yes, but it will be a long, slow, painful process.



you may resume interrogation

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mml

Getting back to plumbers, what's the deal this "Plumber's Butt"? I've had three guys and one gal here at the house this week, and they all had it.

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bernadette

why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

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sadistikdreams

will i ever make more than 2 posts a day?

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Sion

mml: you can NOT pass your apprenticeship and become a full-fledged journeyman plumber without having developed a serious "plumbers moon". Union rules.


bernadette: because, just like me, they long to be, close to you. duh!


sadistikdreams: doubtful, but there is always hope. good luck.

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mml

What is God's middle name?

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bparker805

Who is my daddy?

Sion

mml: God's middle name is Herb. What did you THINK the H stood for?


bparker805: I am, of course.

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cherriesue

why is it that some (and I stress SOME) men are idiots?

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Destrox

Burn marks? Naaa..

more like When will others actually say what they feel, and not just lie? I know damn well I am one of many many many ppl who felt the way I first questioned except I actually said it.. boo hoo.

Words shouldnt hurt people.

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Astrocloud

Do I look fat in this?

KWSN

What's twelve by pies?

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Fremen

Can you suggest a question to ask?

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Sion

cherriesue: in point of fact, most men, and women as well, are idiots. just a simple fact of life.

Destrox: people lie for a variety of reasons. but I think you are missing SixEdxMia's point.

Astrocloud: no, I think you look great in a love cult.

KWSN: flange

Fremen: I could, but what would be the point.

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Fly

would you consider stepping up to the plate and wear pantyhose for us all?

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Fremen

I got one. Why do supermodels marry butt-ugly rock stars?

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Averett

Can words hurt people if they are pointy words? Like Spork?

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Fremen

Spooooooooooooooooooooork!!

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Sion

flyman: sure, I'll consider anything. as for actually doing it? sorry, but no fuckin way.

Fremen: it's either money or stupidity. take your pick

Averett: spork isnt a particularly pointy word. titty, though, now thats a word with lots of points. however, I wouldnt mind getting poked in the eye with a titty. a spork, on the other hand...


something tells me Fremen has had intimate relations with a spork. He seems WAY too excited by the word.

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SixEdxMia

What do hippos have that no other animal does?

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mml

Why is orange?

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KWSN

4?

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bundy

where did i go?

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SixEdxMia

Why did I stare so long at bundy's avatar??

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