Fly

the bastards are at it again..........

this time they we're picking on our rabbit.

see,we let him (thumper) out every day to run around the yard right.....so the fuckin' squirrels decide to play "fuck with the rabbit"

timid this guy is of ours.......freaks out easily.

anyways.....these bastards are leapin' out at him from everywhere........the wife and i just sit back and watch.

kinda entertaining.....'cept for poor thumper

tell me now,.....besides a big pot of water and some garlic.onions and cloves.......who would want to hurt this little guy....





i mean really..........

the two terrors of the neighbourhood are now on film and indistinguishable from the other skwerrl mafia.....(as astro puts it)


their beady little eyes..............behold.




not only do they torment my rabbit......they still keep tryin' to take my skulls from the skull tree.



this bastard was just eyeballin' me up..........almost taunting me...

fuckin' tough guy eh?






bastards..........BASTARDS.............

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Fremen

S/he looks delicio...er...very cute and cuddly. Riggggght.

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bernadette

awwww i love thumper!!! ♥

i got nice squirrels in my backyard.
maybe cuz i feed them almonds & peanuts?

my squirrels though do get a little demanding sometimes...
they look in my window with that "hey bitch can't you see we're outta nuts here?" look on their faces...
i'm a sucker for them. i run out there & give 'em a big fat refill.

but my squirrels i guess might be a tad tamer than yours....
tho it could be sumthin about my two big dogs that chase them, huh?

either that, or squirrels up your way are just mean! & california squirrels are laid back & way cooler than canuck squirrels?

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Destrox

That squirrel is black... thats a first to my eyes.

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paddyjoe

Why doncha just leave a few bowls of Blue laying around?

That oughta kill em off.

Charlatan

I don't know... Rabbits are just plain scary. They look all cuddly and floppy eared but they have long claws and nasty dispositions...

They really wierd me out.

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Luki

you shouldn't be afraid for Thumper, it's a rabbit, you don't think they eat all those carrots and have good eyesight for nothing do you? What do you think they need to see so well for? They planning something.....

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Force 10

This outta do the trick:



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Ammo: bb's

Scorps

ya get a beebee gun and shoot the little bastards

platypus

You need one of these. Of course, Bugs might have a different opinion on that.



Caught this Wild Kingdom moment in my back yard a few weeks ago.

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monkeysugar

Cute bunny.
Jesus Christ that first squirrel is creepy looking. I grew up playing in the woods and I can't say I've ever seen one that color before. Not sure what the laws are up in BC, But I'd recommend a BB gun, Wrist-rocket, or if you want to really go to war on the tree rats, a blowgun (optionally powered by an air compressor. Stick those little bastards right to the tree

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Astrocloud

http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/martin/newsl...pes/wgrsq6.htm

SQUIRREL FRICASSEE


2 dressed young squirrels (2 lbs.)
1 1/2 tsp. salt
Pepper
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup shortening
1/2 - 3/4 cup water
1 1/2 cups milk
1 tsp. grated onion (optional)

Wipe squirrel thoroughly with a damp cloth. Remove any hair and scent glands. Examine carefully to locate imbedded shot and remove with a sharp pointed knife. Wash thoroughly inside and out in warm water. Drain well and cut into serving pieces. (Never wash after cutting up.) Combine salt, pepper, and flour. Dredge meat and coat well. Heat shortening in a heavy skillet; brown meat slowly on all sides to a rich brown (about 15 minutes). Add 1/4 cup of water; cover tightly; reduce heat and simmer gently until tender (about 30 minutes). Add remaining water as needed.

Squirrel should be very tender when done. Remove squirrel to a hot platter; cover and keep hot. Blend any leftover seasoned flour into the fat remaining in skillet. Add milk gradually and cook until gravy boils and thickens, stirring constantly. Serve at once with squirrel. Add the grated onion for additional flavor, if desired. 4 servings.

Fly

holy shit..........1st off......i don't wanna harm these little bastards.

we actually don't mind 'em comin' around.........more or less don't want them fuckin' with the rabbitt.

as Luki said.....thumper knows he's prey and he's equiped for it so.......i guess he'll have to deal with the harrasment.

Rup.....damn fine lookin' bb gun man..........*must bring to the property this year*..........


great pic platypus.........you're lucky to see something like that.

thanx




hey monkeysugar........we've got brown one s up here too eh.


.....and astro............you are messed up man.........you think a freakin' squirrel would actually taste good?








fuckin' skwerl assed bastards........

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Astrocloud

Did you ever try to leash train your rabbit?

paddyjoe

I think he's still tryin to get pantyhose on him

Fly

......you know why a dog licks his own balls.............cuz he can!


if i could get that li'l rabbitt in a pot...errr...... a pair of hose..........then that would be one of the most erotic things i could ever think of.


*you guys are weirdos eh!!!!!!!*

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Munku

Is it just me, or does that green thing in the second pic look like it has an ear shape in it?

Fly

it's a cow skull....so yes

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Scorps

I was wondering what that was.



I lived in BC for sometime and hated them little Squirrels, the thing was there wasn't much where I lived but when they came around they where noisy little fuckers...like chewing on the steel chimney for are fireplace!


I would throw rocks at them. Maybe you should get a Cat....and teach him to kill

Fly

had a cat 'til she died.....and they fucked with her too.

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Fremen

EH!? Oh my God! You have necrophilic squirrels in your woods?

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Fly

yup..........bastards

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Fremen

Be careful about falling asleep outdoors. You might not wake up, and then...WATCH OUT! Squirrel cornholing, awayyyyy!

Bastards!

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cchris

Cant...................stop.................laughing

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Everyone knows that Evil Squirells are attracted to shiny Coors Light cans. It's almost like a lure to a fish except that Coors Light drinkers are particularly hounded by the Evil Squirrel mafiaso's.