cochise

Does anyone have these codes that come on bottle caps/12 packs/24 packs and aren't using them? If you do could you e-mail them to me at cochiseOOTP@hotmail.com. I'm trying to save up for a X-Box for my kid.

Munku

This has already been through here. Some other rookie got ragged on for asking for these with no board status. And seeing as you've got all of 2 posts I'm not very inclined either.

Crack

Well, at least you are in the right place...

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cochise

Well no I have been here for 2 years, I just never really posted. Anyways I'm not demandig anything, just asking. I visit this site every day regardless....

Peetster

2 years, 2 posts. You'll shake that rookie tag in 2052.

Astrocloud

I have a whole stockpile of old mountain dew bottles. There's probably 100 or 200 bottles in there because -as everyone knows -I never throw anything away.

How do I send the bottles through email? I don't understand.

Averett

Hee!

/me forwards all yahoo spam to above email address. That'll keep him busy for awhile. I get at least 200 a day!

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skier

Averett... how deliciously evil of you!

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cochise

Oh I don't need the bottles, the more recent mountain dew bottle caps, they would be orange, have 10 digit codes written in them. I just need the codes.

Ha, and no it won't take me that long. I plan on posting more here starting today.

cochise

I am evil enough myself to know to make another e-mail address for things like this and one for personal stuff

Fremen

skier, I can just picture you rubbing your hands together while saying that.

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bernadette

ok. you're not stoOpid. hooray.

post counts don't count in nonsense, but screw post counts.

bring the wit here!

oh... & do you have access to pantyhose & a camera?

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Crack

Noobs are alright in my book! Have you hugged a newbie today?
http://www.rutabaga-paradox.org/bday.html

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skier

hahahah they were turned all into puppies

THE FUCK crazy sound effect when you go to the linked site

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www.emailrevenge.tk

Send the rookie something else... Ive used this on my enemies. Silent Justice

cochise

Very funny....

Well if you guys aren't using your DEWU codes send em to me, if not it is cool.

Averett

While I don't have any DEWU codes, I'll sell you a clue for cheap!

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Astrocloud

I'm still not clear, you want me to do some data entry on my trash? Why -what's in it for me?

Fly

fuckin' eh...........you give a little......you get a little.

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cochise

Sorry if I confused you. You said you had 100-200 bottles laying around, on these bottles are the caps orange colored? If so they should have a 10 digit code written inside each cap, note they come in the cardboard bozes for 12 pack and 24 packs as well, so if you have any 10 digit codes that you could write down and e-mail to me, it would be fantastic.

And ofr what I can do for you, I have a ftp server and lots of stuff to put up there, give me an idea what you you want and I'll see what can be done.

Astrocloud

That sounds like a data entry job. I get paid 300 dollars an hour.

Do you want me to tell you where to send the check?

cochise

Ha you get paid 300$ an hour and you need money from me to write down a few codes?

If I had that kind of money I would just buy the X-Box...

But in all seriousness, if you have codes and are kind enough to write some down and e-mail them to me, I would be forever in your debt.

Astrocloud

Yeah, but if you are in my debt I would actually hire a debt collector to get my money.

hu-man

He's not kidding, cochise. There was this one guy, who asked him if he could borrow like $10, and then he didn't pay them back a week later like they agreed, and then he went to the docks and talked to some sailors with those wolly caps on and tatoos and everything, and he told them that this guy owed him money, and the went over to his house and asked for the money and when he said 'wait, I'll get my purse' they punched him in the mouth because purses are for women. Just like that. So watch it, purse boy.

cochise

I don't have a purse? That makes no sense...

And I know it was a joke. Well anyways send me codes if you can...

grayman

I will once again offer myself as a (slightly) more deserving alternative for anyone who would like to, out of the goodness of their heart, share any dew codes they aren't using. A simple pm right here at the good old tfp will do just fine. Either way, thanks for taking the time to read my post.

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cochise

??????

I am insulted. Very insulted.

Astrocloud

You owe me money. It took me 5 minutes to read your cumulative posts and at 300 dollars an hour (-I've pro-rated it)...

You owe me 25 dollars.

cochise

HA. Talk to me about it when you actually send me cap codes.

Astrocloud

You obviously aren't familiar with the labor laws in Massachusetts. If I read your proposal and training manual under the implicit employment as a data entry clerk -then you are liable to pay my fees.

If you don't believe me, then just try giving a script proposal to an entertainment lawyer...

So pay up. Then we'll talk about actual data entry.

hu-man

Ooooh, purse boy is SO going to get it this time.
There's no hiding, purse boy! We already know that you like Dick Jauron, and that you don't think that Jason White will be anything in college... we're circling in on you.
The sailors will be knocking on your door any time now.

cochise

A. I never asked you to read my messages, you did so at your own will.
B. You implyed this job as a data entry job, not me.
C. I don't live in Mass.
D. I'm not asking you to dig through your trash and look for caps, I'm just saying from now on if you get any then can you send them to me...

For hu-man

A. I do like Dick Jauron actually, he will be a good defensive coordinator for the Lions.
B. I hate, hate, hate Jason White with all the passion in the world. He's never going to do well in pro football so he is just milking out his career in college.

Astrocloud

You said that you'd 'be in my debt'. I charge 300 dollars an hour.

I expect my check by Friday.

cochise

The I'll expect my "dat entry" by Thursday. I don't pay for imaginary work.

Astrocloud

Okay we have a deal then.

cochise

Sure, caps by Thursday or deals off.

Astrocloud

Alright 120 caps at 2 per minute = 1 hour for 300 dollars.

Deals a Deal

Astrocloud

Plus the original 25 dollars that you already owe me

cochise

Where are the cap codes? In my e-mail box?

hu-man

Is it me, or are you getting stupider with every post?