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Old 05-06-2003, 11:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"CANNIBALS could kill thousands!"

This topic was suggested by some folks in GD.
How about a brief little story to go with it?
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Old 05-07-2003, 03:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hungry for recently banned junk food, riots break out in major cities as people attack obese citizens for their stored cholesterol.
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Old 05-07-2003, 04:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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A new shock diet is sweeping the nation, helping both the thin get fat, and the fat get thin!

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Old 05-07-2003, 08:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Star Jones was gutted and roasted today as rampaging cannibals deemed her to be a "Party Woman".
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Old 05-07-2003, 09:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2003, 01:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Funny. When I first read the title of this thread I thought that I read...
<i>Cannibis could kill thousands</i>

Now that is a scary thought.
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Old 05-08-2003, 03:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This just in.

Austin, Texas: Newswire

The Dixie Chicks will be missed by fellow Texans as they were consumed earlier today by a large group of cannibals chanting "three course meal, three course meal, three course meal".

Witness's stated that the Chicks put up a good fight but were eventually beaten to death with spatulas and hot pads.

In other news, the Dallas Cowboys are said to be in hiding as they don't seem to be able to fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

The Cowboy Cheerleaders are considering starting their own team as they are reported to have disassembled several dozen cannibals.
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Old 05-08-2003, 04:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It was discovered today that 80's cult-pop sensation "Fine Young Cannibals" added subliminal suicide messages to their music. It is feared that roughly 2000 fans worldwide could be in danger.
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Old 05-08-2003, 04:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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more revelations on the deadly new cunnilingus craze referred to as "total eat out"

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