Dave's Insanity Radio Conteset
 

Today I was listening to the radio heading to lunch with a friend when the DJ came on and announced that they were running a contest to win tickets to see Method Man sometime in the near future. All you have to do is bring an unopened bottle of..
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to the station and drink the whole thing in front of them.

What? Wow, what an interesting contest! I called them up and warned them that this is definetly NOT the best way to go about giving tickets away, as they just might end up with a corpse on their hands. They laughed and shrugged it off, and I am waiting for something interesting to happen.

Has anyone had an encounter with this brand of sauce? I ate half of a teaspoonful at work one time for a bet, and I thought my fucking ears were bleeding. This shit wouldn't stop. 10 minutes passed, and I had gargled with heavy cream, eaten anything I could to make it stop, and still nothing. It was murder to my mouth, and that was only 1/2 of a teaspoon. That ain't shit. A whole bottle on the other hand, I wouldn't be suprised to hear about the injuries and hospital stories. One would most likely have to have their stomach pumped.

Granted the shit I ate was Ultimate Insanity, and supposedly the hottest that you can buy without signing a waiver, even the most mild and basic type will kick your ass. Anyways, anyone have any more info / stories on this shit?

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

That is insane, anyone who will do that will, seriously, permanently lose the ability to taste. It is not fucking right to make anyone do that. One time I dipped a french fry in it..... holy FUCKING SHIT. I thought i was going to die. I literally ate half a loaf of bread and a pint of ice cream over the next 20 minutes to try to stop the burning. They should be boycotted.

EDIT: Mine was the "Ultimate Insanity" also.

Seriously. Drinking an entire bottle of that would definitely send someone to the hospital. I think that stuff is intended only to put a small drop in a huge bowl of chili or something.

i eat raw jalapenos & habaneros (in small quantities), but no way would i drink an entire bottle of that stuff.

if... someone would survive drinking a bottle of that hot shit,
can you imagine their experience the next morning whilst sitting on the throne..... yikes! @_@

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Johnny Cash: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Johnny Cash: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.

Tonight on CNN: Local radio station tangled in a possible Federal charges of 2nd degree manslaughter.

Oh yea totally. I can not wait to see what happens. Unforunately, I rarely listen to that radio station and didn't have it turned on the rest of the day, but word will spread hah. Oh man, .. people.

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