kazoo

What has eyes but cannot see, ears but cannot hear, and can jump as high as the Washington Monument?

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saltfish

I'd say CORN, but CORN can't jump.

Oh well...

-SF

Giant Hamburger

"They have mouths, but cannot speak, eyes, but they cannot see; they have ears, but cannot hear, noses, but they cannot smell; they have hands, but cannot feel, feet, but they cannot walk; nor can they utter a sound with their throats."
Psalm 115: 5 - 7

I'd say a potato, but they don't have ears and do not jump very high.

Oh well...

-GH

bparker805

corn and potatoes in a tornado?

Sticky

Fleas

I am note sure if them have eyes, ears, or how high they can jump.

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Booray

Is this like a trick question where the answer is something that can't jump, just like the Washington Monument, an inanimate object, can't jump? i.e. "can jump as high as the Washington Monument"

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NoSoup

er... Potatos?

They have eyes... "grow in ears"... And as the monument can't jump, nor can they...

kazoo

I wouldn't call it a trick question, Booray as sometimes these word plays cause one to think.

The answer would be a dead *blank* substituting the critter or being of your choice which had both eyes and ears.

Bunnytime for you

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