bernadette

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Redlemon

Ben Franklin would disagree.

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bparker805

But,

sillygirl

OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! I was raised LDS, and I just couldn't help but seriously start laughing my ass off. *catches breath*

CheeseButtons

ROFL

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bernadette

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sillygirl

omg bern you're great

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

bernadette

no sillygirl, <i>you're</i> great : )

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sillygirl

awww, shucks

Hey, did we ever finish building our queendom?

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

bernadette

:\ altho we had a good start, we were certainly not finished.


it does however seem that our knights have been kinda slacking lately, huh?

perhaps we need to recruit some new men to crater to our every whim, eh?

we could also use a few ladies around here to pretty up this sausage fest, huh?
while amusing as the men in nylons are, they sure aren't ladies!

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sillygirl

I think BP's been pretty valiant still

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Crack

We have not all been slacking... look, I went out with my court

and found you this...
It apears to be a cup of some kind... But I will keep questing for better crap! Excelsior!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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Fly

i wanna be a lesbian.....does that count?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

I knew all along you were gay.


*not that there's anything wrong with that*

Fly

dude.......i'm a guy.........so.............


there ain't nothin' wrong with a guy wanting to be a lesbian alright.

*not that there's anything wrong with that*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

:::OshnSoul:::

I could say something there..........but I won't

moonstrucksoul

it's true, I fart at will. oops! sorry Will!

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grumpyolddude

Which crater needs attention, bern? We'll do our best to help. (p00t!)

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Fly

c'mon.........enlighten us eh!

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bernadette

YAY! more better crap!!!
*places crappy goblet on the mantel with all the other crappy crap*

works for me!
i think i might even change teams & be a lesbian, too.
just think how much fun we'd have if we were ALL lesbians....


alrighty... pick on my typos, why dontcha?
*looks around for the perfect crater to send grumpy to...*
oh look! there's a big one on the moon, that's the one. get busy. thanks.

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moonstrucksoul

nuff said, p000t

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