hiredgun

Go ahead, complete the sentence

Scorps

I saw a sheep in a field and......

onetime2

Well, I was there 2.

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Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

cowudders14

and we though it would be fun to...

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Moo! I'm mooey!

Speed_Gibson

see how many of the oddly shaped....

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

zxello

hoof magnets we could stick.....

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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!

Crack

to the side of retarted Billy's head brace...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Speed_Gibson

We had attached six when the 1963 World Series started to play through his braces. Backing Away......


-is a bit long but needed a bit more for it-

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

cowudders14

..we tripped and fell over. Billy...

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Moo! I'm mooey!

Astrocloud

hobbled over with a shit eating grin on his face. Flyman...

Fly

was suddenly aware of the rubber boots........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

cowudders14

that Billy was not only wearing on his feet, but his hands too...

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Moo! I'm mooey!

Scorps

then Billy started to talk about...

Astrocloud

his Chinese made motorcycle that he called ...

Fly

bitch.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

CSflim

But then, out of nowhere came...

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Latch

a giant, 10 foot tall pelican, with....

Rodney

a rather corroded sousaphone and the sheet music to "Stars and Stripes Forever." It began to..

kazoo

appeal to everyone for contributions to their local NPR affiliate station, and just then, Kate Smith burst forth with

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There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy

uncle phil

...the lyrics to the "William Tell Overture."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Speed_Gibson

Oddly enough, the Lone Ranger galloped by on a white horse and interrupted her.......

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder