Averett

Oh that crazy Jesus... He's watching over me at work! That really isn't me. I would never wear that hideous outfit.



Is Jesus with you? Always?

http://members.aol.com/jesusimages/

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Fly

yes.....yes he is.

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Averett

Whats up with Jesus's right eye? And his left one for that matter.

Don't look into his eyes.... Your soul will be stolen.

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uncle phil

Everything Is Beautiful
Ray Stevens


Jesus loves the little children, all the little children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

Everything is beautiful in its' own way
Like a starry summer night or a snow covered winter's day
Everybody's beautiful in their own way
Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find a way

There is none so blind as he who will not see
Ww must not close our minds, we must let our thought be free
For every hour that passes by, you know the world gets a little bit older
It's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

Everything is beautiful in its' own way
Like a starry summer night or a snow covered winter's day
Ah, sing it children
Everybody's beautiful in their own way
Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find a way

We shouldn't care about the length of his hair or the color of his skin
Don't worry about what shows from without but the love that lives within
We're gonna get it all together now and everything gonna work out fine
Just take a little time to look on the good side my friend
And straighten it out in your mind

Everything is beautiful in its' own way
Like a starry summer night or a snow covered winter's day
Everybody's beautiful in their own way
Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find a way

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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Fly

he's winking at you Av...........and he's prolly a li'l stoned too.



and phil.........great song man..........the kids liked that one when they were babes.

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bernadette

<img src="http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~eric/images/music/big/doubt.jpg"> <img src="http://www.thefirstcut.net/jeswel.jpg">

those jesus always with you sketches are one the weirdest things on the interwebs...

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Averett

http://www.sortakinda.com/look/withyoualways.shtml

This shit is just way too amusing for me....

Back to "work"

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who knew jesus was stalking people........

Averett

This is a photoshop opportunity waiting to happen. Who's up for it?

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:::OshnSoul:::

these are awesome.

I dedicate this one to the Dr. who operated on my son, who is so caring, thoughtful, and a brilliant surgeon, head of UW/Children's in Seattle, friend of my dad-in-law's:

Crack

Jebus might not like what he sees on my computer screen...

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nash

Jesus looks a little too caucasian in those drawings!

:::OshnSoul:::

oh, let's not get all technical, here!

Averett

Jesus is looking a little chunky to me.. I like my Jesus nice and lean

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jwoody

Did somebody say "Photochop"?


Apply your own captions.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADSAiMVKuUCZnw0EbD1EswBBDZHMUed6OkEi6HmKKvoqmS44TK5eY!Eh*y2cgT57emaizTy8IGuxdfuIT9vpy6AAm*u8mxG*C52MotNvHc/jesus2.jpg?dc=4675468874511864157[/IMG]

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Redlemon

Nice one jwoody. Is it me, or does that Jesus look like Silent Bob in a gown?

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Averett

jwoody, you are AWESOME!

Jesus: Hal, what's a dude gotta do to shake this rookie status? I ain't seen any titties in over 2000 years! Hook a brother up!

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kutulu

Jesus actually built my hotrod.

Crack

Noob jebus...

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Redlemon

If a moderator actually banned Jesus, what would happen? Can you just imagine:

User: JHChrist
Status: Loser

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Fly

bwahhhaaahahhaaa...........good one

what does the "H" stand for......?


i always thought it was Howard.

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bernadette

right on, jwoody!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/jesus.jpg">

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iamtheone

Berny.C - you got skillz girl.... Not too bad for a doggy.

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bernadette

danke. scooby snack worthy?

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iamtheone

np. Ok, I am not gonna hijack this thread. I ain't all about JC yo.

EDIT:

pitches C Mac a scooby snack and pats her crack. Yo, that's wack!

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Fremen

oh my god, that's funny! Good one, red!
Pretty funny, too.
How about Herbert?

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Fremen

jwoody, bernie, I'm honored to be in the company of two great photochopping geniuses.
Nice jobs.

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KWSN

OH MY GOD, IT'S THE TRON SUIT GUY.

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uncle phil

Jesus Is Just Alright
The Doobie Brothers


Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care where they may go
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah !

Jesus, he's my friend
I said Jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand
He let me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend !

Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

Astro, this is for you!

<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_ajesusclownsausage.jpg>

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Tophat665

Actually, the H stantds for <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=haploid">Haploid</a>

Jesus is my landscaper.

Jesus mixes a killer LIT.

Jesus shoots! He Scores!

Jesus believes in quality footwear.

Once I found Jesus. He had slid down behind the sofa cushions with the remote control.

If Jesus were always with Jerry Falwell, he would never stop throwing up.

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iamtheone

No, it's Milton "I believe you have my stapler?" from Office Space.

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KWSN

nah, too much mustache.

if anyone, it's the "jump to conclusions mat" guy.

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Averett

Yup, that's him.

Office Space was on the Lifetime channel the other day. That was the first time I actually liked a show on that channel...

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Macheath

<img src="http://users.erols.com/oddities-inc/jc4.jpg">

"The force will be with you...always."

phredgreen

wait. now i'm confused... all these pictures. was jesus really an anglo white man, or was he a black man with the facial structure of a cracker? all of these pictures, so confusing.

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CinnamonGirl

No, no, the H is for Harold. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...."

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Midnight_Son

does he watch me spank the monkey?? 'cause that's just creepy

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Charlatan

Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

Averett

He totally does.

And I want to see a photochop of this event

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