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Jesus is With You Always
Oh that crazy Jesus... He's watching over me at work! That really isn't me. I would never wear that hideous outfit.
http://members.aol.com/jesusimages/i.../Secretary.JPG Is Jesus with you? Always? http://members.aol.com/jesusimages/ |
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Whats up with Jesus's right eye? And his left one for that matter.
Don't look into his eyes.... Your soul will be stolen. |
Everything Is Beautiful
Ray Stevens Jesus loves the little children, all the little children of the world Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight Jesus loves the little children of the world Everything is beautiful in its' own way Like a starry summer night or a snow covered winter's day Everybody's beautiful in their own way Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find a way There is none so blind as he who will not see Ww must not close our minds, we must let our thought be free For every hour that passes by, you know the world gets a little bit older It's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder Everything is beautiful in its' own way Like a starry summer night or a snow covered winter's day Ah, sing it children Everybody's beautiful in their own way Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find a way We shouldn't care about the length of his hair or the color of his skin Don't worry about what shows from without but the love that lives within We're gonna get it all together now and everything gonna work out fine Just take a little time to look on the good side my friend And straighten it out in your mind Everything is beautiful in its' own way Like a starry summer night or a snow covered winter's day Everybody's beautiful in their own way Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find a way |
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he's winking at you Av...........and he's prolly a li'l stoned too.:D and phil.........great song man..........the kids liked that one when they were babes. |
<img src="http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~eric/images/music/big/doubt.jpg"> <img src="http://www.thefirstcut.net/jeswel.jpg">
those jesus always with you sketches are one the weirdest things on the interwebs... |
http://www.sortakinda.com/look/withyoualways.shtml
This shit is just way too amusing for me.... Back to "work" |
who knew jesus was stalking people........
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This is a photoshop opportunity waiting to happen. Who's up for it?
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these are awesome.
I dedicate this one to the Dr. who operated on my son, who is so caring, thoughtful, and a brilliant surgeon, head of UW/Children's in Seattle, friend of my dad-in-law's: http://members.aol.com/jesusimages/i...PG/Surgeon.JPG |
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Jesus looks a little too caucasian in those drawings!
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oh, let's not get all technical, here! ;)
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Jesus is looking a little chunky to me.. I like my Jesus nice and lean :p
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Did somebody say "Photochop"?
Apply your own captions. [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADSAiMVKuUCZnw0EbD1EswBBDZHMUed6OkEi6HmKKvoqmS44TK5eY!Eh*y2cgT57emaizTy8IGuxdfuIT9vpy6AAm*u8mxG*C52MotNvHc/jesus2.jpg?dc=4675468874511864157[/IMG] |
Nice one jwoody. Is it me, or does that Jesus look like Silent Bob in a gown?
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jwoody, you are AWESOME!
Jesus: Hal, what's a dude gotta do to shake this rookie status? I ain't seen any titties in over 2000 years! Hook a brother up! |
Jesus actually built my hotrod.
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User: JHChrist Status: Loser |
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what does the "H" stand for......? i always thought it was Howard. |
right on, jwoody!
<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/jesus.jpg"> |
Berny.C - you got skillz girl.... Not too bad for a doggy.
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danke. :) scooby snack worthy?
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np. Ok, I am not gonna hijack this thread. I ain't all about JC yo.
EDIT: pitches C Mac a scooby snack and pats her crack. Yo, that's wack! |
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How about Herbert? ;) |
jwoody, bernie, I'm honored to be in the company of two great photochopping geniuses.
Nice jobs. :thumbsup: |
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Jesus Is Just Alright
The Doobie Brothers Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo Jesus is just alright with me Jesus is just alright, oh yeah Jesus is just alright with me Jesus is just alright I don't care what they may say I don't care what they may do I don't care what they may say Jesus is just alright, oh yeah Jesus is just alright Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo Jesus is just alright with me Jesus is just alright, oh yeah Jesus is just alright with me Jesus is just alright I don't care what they may know I don't care where they may go I don't care where they may go Jesus is just alright, oh yeah ! Jesus, he's my friend I said Jesus, he's my friend He took me by the hand He let me far from this land Jesus, he's my friend ! Jesus is just alright with me Jesus is just alright, oh yeah Jesus is just alright with me Jesus is just alright I don't care what they may say I don't care what they may do I don't care what they may say Jesus is just alright, oh yeah |
Astro, this is for you! :thumbsup:
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_ajesusclownsausage.jpg> |
Actually, the H stantds for <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=haploid">Haploid</a>
Jesus is my landscaper. Jesus mixes a killer LIT. Jesus shoots! He Scores! Jesus believes in quality footwear. Once I found Jesus. He had slid down behind the sofa cushions with the remote control. If Jesus were always with Jerry Falwell, he would never stop throwing up. |
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if anyone, it's the "jump to conclusions mat" guy. |
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Office Space was on the Lifetime channel the other day. That was the first time I actually liked a show on that channel... |
<img src="http://users.erols.com/oddities-inc/jc4.jpg">
"The force will be with you...always." |
wait. now i'm confused... all these pictures. was jesus really an anglo white man, or was he a black man with the facial structure of a cracker? all of these pictures, so confusing. :lol:
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No, no, the H is for Harold. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...."
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does he watch me spank the monkey?? 'cause that's just creepy
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Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians |
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And I want to see a photochop of this event :lol: |
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