what did you do today?
 

i cleaned the carpenter dust in my (still in progress) kitchen & listened to billy holiday, some blues & some jazz whilst doing so.
i danced about on my new kitchen floor a bit too : )
it's a good one to take a run & slide on. yay!!

oh... and i made a list of details for the contractor to attend to. remodeling is a bitch.

Jack shit. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. Oh, and got fired.

you got fired on a sunday?? that blows.

what kinda work do you do?

cut the grass....(my lawn that is)

let the rabbitt run around the yard.......lil fucker can sure make a thump

smoked a doobie

beat on the drums for awhile

couple pops of the wobbly variety

shot a bit 'o pool

had a nap.....

lit a fire and hung out w/ more pops

made dinner

ate said dinner

and now i'm onto another pop sittin' in front of this damn pc

thanx for askin

"Dude, it's called 'nitrous'! You punch a hole in the bottom of the whipped cream can and use this pipe here to inhale all the propellant from the can at once. It's a great, perfectly legal buzz!"

The worst part is, it SOUNDED like a good idea at the time. :crazy:

played Basketball
played with baby
fed baby
snoozed as baby snoozed on me
watched basketball
Double meat classic at EZs
Half-Price Books
smoked La Gloria Cubana wavel in maduro
missing basketball because of A Bug's Life

fernweh: stop that shit. do real drugs if you're gonna try to get high.
maybe just smoke some grass or sumthin.
ok. i'm not really telling you how to live your life. you do what you do.

;) "corey's" day sounds pretty damn aiight.

i miss my bunny wabbit.....

GH? omg
are you a new father?
CONGRATS! (if applicable)

10 moons ago.
I am now an old father.
Soon they will consume my body for food and I will be unleashed into oblivion.

Woke up
Ate breakfast. Oatmeal
Turned on Television
Went back to sleep
Woke up
Went to Staples
Bought new Big Briefcase
Went to Trader Joes
Bought Snacks
Came home
Worked on client proposal
Started to organize new briefcase
Went to sister's house
Ate dinner, played with kids
Came home
Worked on Proposal
Watched sopranos, Deadwood et all

Now beddy bye time.

yesterday i bought a car and did some homework
go me

umm... woke up, did the laundry, puttered around the interweb, set the bugscreens on the storm windows, cleaned up the living room, made/ate dinner, took the garbage can to the curb, and watched the simpsons with my sweetheart.

slept til 8:00 pm, cleaned up after my puppies (little buggers), got on the interweb while watching tv, watched Spartacus, getting ready to eat pretty soon.

Went to bed at 6
Woke up at 1.
Listened to Modest Mouse' new album
Played basketball,
Went to see Kill Bill Vol. 2.
Enjoyed it.
Ate dinner (Giant Hamburgers)
Did homework.
Next, I sleep.

I came back from camping and being completely carefree on the most beautiful beach in Puerto de los Lobos, Mexico.

The only thing I can think about now is going back.

Responsibility sucks.

I'm going to do yesterday, because not much has happened today, yet.

I woke up
Had a little breakfast
Watched girlfriend shower and clean apartment
Lied on couch with blanket watching bad tv
Had second breakfast, homemade croissants with cheese inside. Mmm.
Got up, showered, sorted some stuff which was unorganized.
Took train to parents-in-law
Chit-chatted, ate lasagna, played with kids
Had ice-cream, got ride home
Turned on computer
Read stuff about how to make your computer more silent (it now sounds like a tuned vacuum cleaner)
Turned computer off
Went to bed
Had sex

"Well I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a be-er..."

- apologies to the Lizard King...

Woke up early
Smoked & read some of <i>The Confusion</i> (Neal Stephenson's new one. Did a lot of that yesterday, so I won't mention again.)
Hung up George Carlin Clock & Finished mounting and filling the bookshelves in my office.
Dressed the rabble. (Daughters)
Picked up Fambly room & Living room
Played 7 holes of Frisbee Golf (Eagle on 2 :))
Bought a 10' USB cable and got my printer working again
Dined on GreasyMac's & *$s
Took the girls to Lowes and bought a hook for my headphones and 300# of sand for their sandbox.
Worked on a beer label
Played in the sand with the girls
Ate a gristley steak
Finished a beer label & a bottle of prefectly acceptable (not great, but much better than I can normally find) Sake (Otokanoyama Junmai. Not too shabby.)
Went to sleep.

Woke up bout 8am, proceeded to eat frosted mini wheats ohhhh NO MILK...
Hit up mc'ds for some grease breakfast.
washed my truck to the extreme, wax, wheels, rims, inside.. all.
messed with paintball gun for a bit.
stole 2 no crossing signs to use as targets from the township authority.
brought the swing up from our basement, along with other crap.
Liquid Gold'ed every peice of woodwork in my house.. that sucked lemme tell you.
Then took a nap.
Took a bike ride, chipped golf balls around for a while.
Ate dinner.
Sat my ass on the computer for the next 3 hours then went to sleep.

absolutely nothing.

must be nice, yo!

"Today" being yesterday now...:p

Woke up
Ate a bowl of Fruit Loops (mmm...my favorite)
Put a load of the baby's laundry in the machine.
Checked the fluid levels in our vehicles.
Mowed the lawn.
Tossed the neighbor kids' now destroyed tennis ball back into their yard.
Finished mowing.
Repaired the screen on the front storm door.
Changed out the storm windows for the screen windows (old house/old windows)
Weeded out the front flowerbeds in preperation for...flowers.
Played "ball" in the back yard with my 18 month old.
Remembered his laundry...put it into the dryer.
Almost passed out from smell in basement.
Cleaned out the cat's shit house. (daughter's cat, by the way) :mad:
Bitched at daughter.
Threatened cat with the pound.
Was enlightened as to how mean and evil I really am.
Decided that I really didn't care and had myself a beer, on the back porch.
Took a much needed shower. (whew)
Screwed off on the internet for awhile.
Folded baby clothes.
Realized I hadn't eaten since my Fruit Loops.
Grabbed a bowl of pretzels and made a ham sammich.
was informed that dinner was going to be in an hour. (I'm hungry...now)
Gave my daughter money for her prom ticket. (mean and evil...uh-huh) :rolleyes:
Read my book for an hour.
Napped for 1/2 hour.
Refolded baby clothes. (left them on the sofa after the first time)
Wised up and put baby clothes away...this time.
Ate dinner (an hour late...hrmph)
Watched T.V.
Read a Sesame Street book, about 50 times.
Put baby to bed.
Watched T.V. some more.
Went to bed my own self.

I masturbated, a lot

I hit a morning dove on my way to work today.

Damn thing was sitting in the middle of the road as I was coming up. It flew up and smacked right into my grill.

Can't be a good start to the day, can it?

It could be, depending on what type of person you are.