I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL NOT LICK YOUR FEET - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

KWSN · 04-18-2004, 09:31 AM

When I say this, I am being entirely, 100% sincere. I will not lick ANY OF YOUR FEET. That is GROSS.

Just so you all know.

Fly · 04-18-2004, 09:32 AM

i know of another body part dude...........

hehe

and i'm being sincere as well.

bernadette · 04-18-2004, 09:40 AM

omg... what has the pantyhose done to the fly?

and hey KWSN, you can just <i>kiss</i> my feet.

licking would tickle too much anyway.

T.U.B. · 04-18-2004, 10:51 AM

bummer...
just salivate then...
(TALK TO THE FEET)

slimcr · 04-18-2004, 12:00 PM

man, my ex had the most delicious feet you could ever get a hold of.....

bparker805 · 04-18-2004, 12:04 PM

So I take it that you are skipping the Physical Challange portion of this round? The red team will now receive the 200 point bonus.

KWSN · 04-18-2004, 12:48 PM

bernadette, T.U.B., you must understand...

I want NOTHING TO DO WITH LICKING FEET WHATSOEVER. That includes putting any part of my mouth on the feet or using any part of my mouth to even indirectly wet one's feet with saliva.

Basically, I will not lick, or do anything similar to, your feet.

Crack · 04-18-2004, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
When I say this, I am being entirely, 100% sincere. I will not lick ANY OF YOUR FEET. That is GROSS.

Just so you all know.

Good info to have I guess...

KWSN · 04-18-2004, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
Good info to have I guess...

GOOD??!!?!?!?!??!

Are you mocking me with this understatement?

It is VITAL.

CinnamonGirl · 04-18-2004, 04:24 PM

Very vital. And I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart for never wanting to lick my feet.

Crack · 04-18-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
GOOD??!!?!?!?!??!

Are you mocking me with this understatement?

It is VITAL.

Sorry, sorry, *GREAT* Info to have,

sheesh... some non-foot lickers are just militant...

KWSN · 04-18-2004, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
Sorry, sorry, *GREAT* Info to have,

sheesh... some non-foot lickers are just militant...

I bet you ARE a foot-licker, you sick bastard.

Giant Hamburger · 04-18-2004, 06:49 PM

Hail KWSN!

Every man has his price. I could write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the desk for your eyes only. If that number was large enough, I do believe my feet would be licked with zeal. I will consider it.

Nice to hear from you,
-GH

KWSN · 04-18-2004, 06:52 PM

GH, as you are not a human per se and are instead a Giant Hamburger (as your name suggests), I would classify your "feet" as being the bottom of your bun.

This, I may lick.

bparker805 · 04-18-2004, 07:02 PM

My feet have never felt safer in thier lives

Crack · 04-18-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
I bet you ARE a foot-licker, you sick bastard.

Never! I have never found a pair of feet I would lick... but I will not preclude the option...

04-18-2004, 07:44 PM

I agree with your principles KWSN

Feet are not things to be licked....

Munku · 04-18-2004, 07:58 PM

You guys are insane. This must be the foot fetish post..

Fremen · 04-18-2004, 08:24 PM

I say, I say, I haven't met the food that I couldn't lick the stuffing out of.

KWSN · 04-19-2004, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
You guys are insane. This must be the foot fetish post..

Insane? Maybe. But at least we don't go around licking peoples' feet.

tkkfan · 04-19-2004, 07:16 AM

I think its called "shrimping"....

or is that just sucking toes???

KWSN · 04-19-2004, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tkkfan
I think its called "shrimping"....

or is that just sucking toes???

Whatever it's called, I want no part of it.

Crack · 04-19-2004, 04:38 PM

will you like these feet?

or these?

KWSN · 04-19-2004, 04:57 PM

I would like those feet to lick just as much as any feet, which is NOT AT ALL.

I WILL NOT LICK THOSE, OR ANYONE ELSE'S, FEET.

KWSN · 04-21-2004, 03:57 PM

I feel from time to time I must reiterate this point.... as one can never be too careful....

So this thread belongs at the top of the forum. Perhaps it should be an Announcement, as it is absolutely vital information.

uncle phil · 04-21-2004, 04:05 PM

fre gotta be lovin' crack's post...

tkkfan · 04-21-2004, 05:07 PM

KWSN · 04-21-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tkkfan

THAT IS NOT ME

bparker805 · 04-21-2004, 06:46 PM

KWSN,
If you won't lick anybody's feet, then why did I see you at the porno store buying foot fetish videos and plastic feet?

KWSN · 04-21-2004, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bparker805
KWSN,
If you won't lick anybody's feet, then why did I see you at the porno store buying foot fetish videos and plastic feet?

I RESENT THAT STATEMENT

There is NO WAY that could have been me.

And even if it was, plastic feet and foot fetish videos do not constitute me licking any feet.

bparker805 · 04-21-2004, 06:56 PM

Sorry, the brown paper bag had me fooled... Oh wait! The dude was wearing pantyhose! Hmmmmmm.........

KWSN · 04-21-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bparker805
Sorry, the brown paper bag had me fooled... Oh wait! The dude was wearing pantyhose! Hmmmmmm.........

I KNEW FLYMAN WAS A FOOT LICKER!!! PROOF!!!

(it couldn't have been astro, he wears stockings)

Fremen · 04-22-2004, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
fre gotta be lovin' crack's post...

Re-read my original post, carefully, u.p.

Munku · 04-23-2004, 06:10 PM

It's official, KWSN just got back from my house. He had an insatiable urge to lick my feet. I happily obliged. My feet needed a good cleaning anyways.. Thanks bunches K.

KWSN · 04-24-2004, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
It's official, KWSN just got back from my house. He had an insatiable urge to lick my feet. I happily obliged. My feet needed a good cleaning anyways.. Thanks bunches K.

Alright... it's true. I did. But the urge was not mine. He held me at gunpoint and made me.

THIS DOES NOT COUNT.

bernadette · 04-24-2004, 03:53 PM

i just poured chocolate syrup all over my feet...

Astrocloud · 04-24-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
i just poured chocolate syrup all over my feet...

Everyone knows that chocolate syrup doesn't taste good with pepperoni.

bernadette · 04-24-2004, 06:38 PM

who put chocolate syrup on teh pepperoni?

Astrocloud · 04-24-2004, 06:50 PM

That is assuming that your feet taste like pepperoni.

bernadette · 04-24-2004, 06:52 PM

that makes no sense, buddy.
at least not to me...

04-18-2004, 09:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
KWSN green	I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL NOT LICK YOUR FEET When I say this, I am being entirely, 100% sincere. I will not lick ANY OF YOUR FEET. That is GROSS. Just so you all know. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-18-2004, 09:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i know of another body part dude........... hehe and i'm being sincere as well. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-18-2004, 09:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	omg... what has the pantyhose done to the fly? and hey KWSN, you can just <i>kiss</i> my feet. licking would tickle too much anyway. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-18-2004, 10:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
T.U.B. Crazy Location: Belgium	bummer... just salivate then... (TALK TO THE FEET) __________________ Amerika by Franz Kafka “As Karl Rossman, a poor boy of sixteen who had been packed off to America by his parents because a servant girl had seduced him and got herself a child by him, stood on the liner slowly entering the harbour of New York, a sudden burst of sunshine seemed to illumine the Statue of Liberty, so that he saw it in a new light, although he had sighted it long before. The arm with the sword rose up as if newly stretched aloft, and round the figure blew the free winds of heaven.”

04-18-2004, 12:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
KWSN green	bernadette, T.U.B., you must understand... I want NOTHING TO DO WITH LICKING FEET WHATSOEVER. That includes putting any part of my mouth on the feet or using any part of my mouth to even indirectly wet one's feet with saliva. Basically, I will not lick, or do anything similar to, your feet. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-18-2004, 12:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
slimcr Insane	man, my ex had the most delicious feet you could ever get a hold of.....

04-18-2004, 12:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	So I take it that you are skipping the Physical Challange portion of this round? The red team will now receive the 200 point bonus.

04-18-2004, 04:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	Very vital. And I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart for never wanting to lick my feet. __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

04-18-2004, 06:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail KWSN! Every man has his price. I could write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the desk for your eyes only. If that number was large enough, I do believe my feet would be licked with zeal. I will consider it. Nice to hear from you, -GH

04-18-2004, 06:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
KWSN green	GH, as you are not a human per se and are instead a Giant Hamburger (as your name suggests), I would classify your "feet" as being the bottom of your bun. This, I may lick. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-18-2004, 07:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	My feet have never felt safer in thier lives

04-18-2004, 07:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Untitled Guest	I agree with your principles KWSN Feet are not things to be licked....

04-18-2004, 07:58 PM	#18 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	You guys are insane. This must be the foot fetish post..

04-18-2004, 08:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I say, I say, I haven't met the food that I couldn't lick the stuffing out of. __________________ Google

04-19-2004, 07:16 AM	#21 (permalink)
tkkfan Insane Location: Flying over your house	I think its called "shrimping".... or is that just sucking toes??? __________________ I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

04-19-2004, 04:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	will you like these feet? or these? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

04-19-2004, 04:57 PM	#24 (permalink)
KWSN green	I would like those feet to lick just as much as any feet, which is NOT AT ALL. I WILL NOT LICK THOSE, OR ANYONE ELSE'S, FEET. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-21-2004, 03:57 PM	#25 (permalink)
KWSN green	I feel from time to time I must reiterate this point.... as one can never be too careful.... So this thread belongs at the top of the forum. Perhaps it should be an Announcement, as it is absolutely vital information. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-21-2004, 04:05 PM	#26 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre gotta be lovin' crack's post... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-21-2004, 05:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
tkkfan Insane Location: Flying over your house	__________________ I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

04-21-2004, 06:46 PM	#29 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	KWSN, If you won't lick anybody's feet, then why did I see you at the porno store buying foot fetish videos and plastic feet?

04-21-2004, 06:56 PM	#31 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Sorry, the brown paper bag had me fooled... Oh wait! The dude was wearing pantyhose! Hmmmmmm.........

04-23-2004, 06:10 PM	#34 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	It's official, KWSN just got back from my house. He had an insatiable urge to lick my feet. I happily obliged. My feet needed a good cleaning anyways.. Thanks bunches K.

04-24-2004, 03:53 PM	#36 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i just poured chocolate syrup all over my feet... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-24-2004, 06:38 PM	#38 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	who put chocolate syrup on teh pepperoni? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-24-2004, 06:50 PM	#39 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	That is assuming that your feet taste like pepperoni.

04-24-2004, 06:52 PM	#40 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	that makes no sense, buddy. at least not to me... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.