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Old 04-10-2004, 10:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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what's in the chili?

havin' a dinner for ma's birthday tonight.


makin' chili,and i wanna see if you can guess.......... what's in the chili?






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Old 04-10-2004, 11:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude, it's not chilli if you put mushrooms in it. It's more like thick mushroom soup.
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Dude, it's not chilli if you put mushrooms in it. It's more like thick mushroom soup.

it ain't nothin' like mushroom soup astro....just cuz it has mushrooms in it.

hey,everyone's got their recipes right?


so.....between you two......we have


mushrooms
beans



anybody?
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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No, no, no, no, no. Being from Arizona I know certain things about Chili. It's nothing personal because now I live in
Massachusetts and very few people know how to make chili around here.

Chili is about simplicity.

Here is my source:

Notice that this is the "first edition" which means it's legal drinkin age.

Here are the recipes from said book


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Old 04-10-2004, 11:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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kidney beans
celery
ground round
fuck load of cumin
stinkin' mushrooms (bernie gags. sorry)
onion
possibly some tomato sauce
chili pepper
perhaps a dash of salt?
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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oh i forgot... this is chili ala flyman style...

so there may be some "wobbly pop" in the mixture as well.
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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It's PEOPLE! The chili is PEOPLE!!

*cough*
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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People is fine. At least there's no carrots.
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Old 04-10-2004, 01:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2004, 01:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It's PEOPLE! The chili is PEOPLE!!

*cough*
Actually, soylent green is people. This chili might have people in it or at least pieces of people, but it's not people.

So, I'm going to say that there's prolly Soylent Green in it.
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Old 04-10-2004, 03:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I guess a nickel and a toenail, and maybe a hair or two.
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Old 04-10-2004, 04:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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geez, i hope that brown stuff wasn't poopee...
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Old 04-10-2004, 06:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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kidney beans
celery
ground round
fuck load of cumin
stinkin' mushrooms (bernie gags. sorry)
onion
possibly some tomato sauce
chili pepper
perhaps a dash of salt?
All of the above (and Bern's right about the 'shrooms (blech!)). Prolly has some bourbon and bacon, too! Hopefully, you remembered some garlic.
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Old 04-10-2004, 07:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It's got beans in it so it's not Texas chili.

Hmmm, are those white things potatos?

Is there any chocolate in there?
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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kidney beans
celery
ground round
fuck load of cumin
stinkin' mushrooms (bernie gags. sorry)
onion
possibly some tomato sauce
chili pepper
perhaps a dash of salt?

bern is closest w/ her pick......minus the cumin.


so we have....

mushrooms(that alot of people don't seem to like)
beans
kidney beans
celery
ground round....(hamburger)
onion
tomatoe sauce
chili peppers
dash of salt



almost the whole works.........a couple more and we got 'em all
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Momma's little baby likes shortening shortening...
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:17 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Also dude, If I'm ever in your neihborhood, I'll stop by with my KitchenAid and make you some chili. You can have mushrooms as a side dish.
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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so we have....

mushrooms(that alot of people don't seem to like)
beans
kidney beans
celery
ground round....(hamburger)
onion
tomatoe sauce
chili peppers
dash of salt



almost the whole works.........a couple more and we got 'em all
garlic... but that has been mentioned already...

cheese?

gawds.... please don't say jizz....
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:34 PM   #21 (permalink)
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garlic... but that has been mentioned already...

cheese?

gawds.... please don't say jizz....

garlic............yup my mistake.....there is garlic.


no cheese though
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Old 04-10-2004, 10:01 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I should admit one thing. My personal chili recipe is SECRET. I'll give you the basics (from my Arizona Cookbook) because that's what I think everyone knows. -But there is a secret ingredient or two that nobody knows about and it's as good as lookin at the pot and guessing what it might be.
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Old 04-10-2004, 10:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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garlic............yup my mistake.....there is garlic.


no cheese though
you didn't say NO jizz...

i think i might be scared of your chili now...
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Old 04-10-2004, 10:07 PM   #24 (permalink)
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astro... keeping your secret ingredient is a little lame don't you think?
it's not like we'll all be popping over to your house for astro's gastro chili, right?

give it up! what's the secret special sumthin'?
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Old 04-10-2004, 10:07 PM   #25 (permalink)
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you didn't say NO jizz...

i think i might be scared of your chili now...
Cumon Bern,

If the Jizz is cooked all the way through -we won't even taste it. Not like those damn mushrooms.
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Old 04-10-2004, 10:29 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I had to do it. This talk made me hungry.

What I did here was use "3 Bean vegitarian Chili" and then add my own beef stock, cumin seed, tabasco, and garlic salt to. Not as good as my own recipe but it beats the competition by a mile.
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:53 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Dude, it's not chilli if you put mushrooms in it. It's more like thick mushroom soup.
Dude - ya gotta remember that flyman made the chilli so they must be "magic" mushrooms...

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Old 04-11-2004, 04:54 AM   #28 (permalink)
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hey at least my stove is cleaner than yours astro........

i'm sorry you don't like my chili too.........

all the peeps here last night gobbled it up though.
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:55 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Dude - ya gotta remember that flyman made the chilli so they must be "magic" mushrooms...


good call Hanx.....almost makes sense too eh?
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Old 04-11-2004, 06:02 PM   #30 (permalink)
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man, i don't understand it. how come people just don't like mushrooms.... THEY RULE!
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Old 04-11-2004, 07:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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well, I sampled his chili, if there wasn't jizz in it before, there sure was after I left

seriously...the chili was very good...including the shrooms....had 4 helpings myself....

he even served Guinness
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Old 04-12-2004, 12:01 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2004, 12:06 AM   #33 (permalink)
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this is interesting.

to me, this is chili...


what do you guys call that?

that stew thing you've got there looks like, well, stew.
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Old 04-12-2004, 04:25 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2004, 05:17 PM   #35 (permalink)
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oh... huh? oversighted possible ingredient...

i wonder... was there any KGB* in that pot of chili?

it is afterall flyman the fryman's chili....


*<small>killer green bud</small>
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Old 04-12-2004, 05:30 PM   #36 (permalink)
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no green bud..........we had kids here......lottsa pops and a nice fire (and yes the mushrooms were tasty)..............well...it WAS a nice fire'til the boys decided to piss on it to put it out..........little buggers.

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Old 04-12-2004, 05:40 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I'm sure it was a very tasty bean and mushroom soup. However, for those of us in the know... certain things do not go into chili.

Pot is okay though. Especially if it's a secret ingredient.
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Old 04-12-2004, 05:43 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I'm sure it was a very tasty bean and mushroom soup. However, for those of us in the know... certain things do not go into chili.

Pot is okay though. Especially if it's a secret ingredient.

you got a major deal with 'shrooms eh?

come on astro.....we all got our weaknesses.........mine happens to be mushrooms....and beer..........

i freakin' love 'em.........




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Old 04-12-2004, 05:46 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I love mushrooms but they just don't belong in chili. Have them on the side smoked over mesquite.
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Old 04-12-2004, 05:50 PM   #40 (permalink)
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dude ....is see your point.....


but if you combed your hair different......no one would notice............eh.....



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