KiwiKiwi

Go ahead, ask me anything! I'll try to answer twice a day!

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Relax Gandalf, It's just a liquor store!

Giant Hamburger

Why did Ezra Pound stop translating the Seafarer after only 99 lines?

jwoody

What are my chances of having this day (the day before good friday) declared "Above Average Thursday" ?

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Batman976

Why the hell did FOX cancel Wonderfalls?

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

Astrocloud

Do I really look like Tom Hanks?

Peetster

Why did 24 get suddenly lame in the third season?

KiwiKiwi

Giant Hamburger- Have you tried to translate in precise pedantrics? We're extremely lucky to have it! Let's hope someone can fill his shoes!

jwoody- It is done! Now let's make it common knowledge!

batman - I'm sure you'll get a chance to see the unaired episodes, and they're just making space for something better!

Astrocloud - A remarkable resemblance! You'd do great in Hollywood!

Peetster - It's really not a feasible plot! The writers are going to get better though!

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Regziever

I'm an idiot, will I always be an idiot?

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Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine

witmol

Will communism prevail eventually?

bernadette

who will step up to the plate next?

(meaning who is gonna snap pics of themself wearing teh pantyhose?)

i heard flyman wants some competition.

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KiwiKiwi

Regziever - You're from Sweden! You can't be an idiot - At least not forever!

witmol - That's a matter of <b>personal</b> preference, if you get what I mean!

bernadette - oh, I'm sure it'll be somebody good!

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bundy

why are you named after a bird native to New Zealand when you claim you're from Wisconsin?

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Ohayo!!!

bundy

are you Bones?

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Ohayo!!!

KiwiKiwi

bundy - I'm not Bones- I ride a Yamaha! The Kiwi thing is a play on my name!

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Astrocloud

Are you a chick? If not -will you be showing off your panty hose?

Fly

my thoughts exactly...........who's got the balls?


and joe....before you can get me on this one............splck ain't got my balls!!!

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splck

Yep he's right...I chucked them suckers out last weekend.

Will he ever get his balls back?

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nice line eh?

slimshaydee

will i get laid tonight?

paddyjoe

Sounds like it's time for a visit to Jerry Springer.


Kiwi, will the jewels EVER be returned to flyman?

kipperoo3

>What happens when I use my roommates computer?

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-Later, you realize that you didn't have to reposition the possum to make it look like an accident.

KiwiKiwi

Astrocloud - I'm not a chick, and I don't wear pantyhose! Although Good luck on finding some! (chicks who show off the pantyhose)

Flyman - Like I said! Somebody good will!

splck - Balls are usually gone forever, but we can hope.

Slimshaydee - Possibly, it all depends on your attitude.

Paddyjoe- see splck - We can hope?

Kipperoo3 - Oops?

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Crack

What happens when I touch these two red wires together?

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx