Ask an Optimist
 

Go ahead, ask me anything! I'll try to answer twice a day!

Why did Ezra Pound stop translating the Seafarer after only 99 lines?

What are my chances of having this day (the day before good friday) declared "Above Average Thursday" ?

Why the hell did FOX cancel Wonderfalls?

Do I really look like Tom Hanks?

Why did 24 get suddenly lame in the third season?

Giant Hamburger- Have you tried to translate in precise pedantrics? We're extremely lucky to have it! Let's hope someone can fill his shoes!

jwoody- It is done! Now let's make it common knowledge!

batman - I'm sure you'll get a chance to see the unaired episodes, and they're just making space for something better!

Astrocloud - A remarkable resemblance! You'd do great in Hollywood!

Peetster - It's really not a feasible plot! The writers are going to get better though!

I'm an idiot, will I always be an idiot?

Will communism prevail eventually?

who will step up to the plate next?

(meaning who is gonna snap pics of themself wearing teh pantyhose?)

i heard flyman wants some competition.

Regziever - You're from Sweden! You can't be an idiot - At least not forever!

witmol - That's a matter of <b>personal</b> preference, if you get what I mean!

bernadette - oh, I'm sure it'll be somebody good!

why are you named after a bird native to New Zealand when you claim you're from Wisconsin?

are you Bones?

bundy - I'm not Bones- I ride a Yamaha! The Kiwi thing is a play on my name!

Are you a chick? If not -will you be showing off your panty hose?

my thoughts exactly...........who's got the balls?


and joe....before you can get me on this one............splck ain't got my balls!!!:D

Yep he's right...I chucked them suckers out last weekend.

Will he ever get his balls back?

will i get laid tonight?

Sounds like it's time for a visit to Jerry Springer.


Kiwi, will the jewels EVER be returned to flyman?

>What happens when I use my roommates computer?

Astrocloud - I'm not a chick, and I don't wear pantyhose! Although Good luck on finding some! (chicks who show off the pantyhose)

Flyman - Like I said! Somebody good will!

splck - Balls are usually gone forever, but we can hope.

Slimshaydee - Possibly, it all depends on your attitude.

Paddyjoe- see splck - We can hope?

Kipperoo3 - Oops?

What happens when I touch these two red wires together?