Fremen

Here's Astro being delicately cupped and handled to determine his size and shape.
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_adal-astrocloudballs1.jpg>

Here's Chairman Astrocloud filling in for Chairman Kaga.
Bite it Capeboy, bite it!!
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_achairmanastrocloud.jpg>

Astro being overly-friendly with the monster fish.
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_aastrocloudmicione1.jpg>

Here's Astro going through his Morgan Webb phase.
I'm glad he finished with that one. *whew!*
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_amorganastrocloudwebb.jpg>

Here's what happens when Brendel-Astro goes into the telepod with flyman:

Brendel-flastro!!!
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_aflymanastrocloudfuckyou1.jpg>

As you can see, our friend and fellow Nonsenser, Sir Astro, really knows how to have an enjoyable time.

I wish I were he.

Mephex

What the hell ?

LOL

Giant Hamburger

Good Evening Astrocloud,

It is obvious that you represent the man of a new and enlightened renaissance.
It is an honor and a privilege to communicate with you electronically. Perhaps long after we are dust they will mark the moments before this point in history as the “before time,” as the pre-Astocloud period. Fremen does well in speaking to your many facets of artistic expression. It is an exercise that can be truly overwhelming when one considers your many and varied abilities.

I must rest before I go on.
-GH

bernadette

<h1>this thread is absolutely frightening.</h1>
but it's also hiliarious as hell

...and just perhaps a wee tad bit enlightening...?

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psst fremen? do you have a little secret crush on Atsro? yknow it's ok. i won't tell.
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no matter, big applause, sir fremen! OMG love it. ROFLMAO

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bundy

never has the true spirit of Astrocloud been captured so well...

you are a genius Fremen.

i'm particularly interested in exactly what Astro was doing with that monster fish... with no pants on???

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slimshaydee

lol that pic with the dude with the giant catfish sans pants was posted on fark not too long ago, apparently he never wears pants

Fly

i knew it....dresses up like chicks all the time.

i'm gonna have to ask you astro......if you would mind not pm ing me while dressed like that............




*thank christ all the freaks in here moved on to ridicule astro....*

*breaths sigh of relief*

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paddyjoe

I would never dedicate anything as sacred as my avatar to anyone less than a true, American hero. Fremen, thank you for finally exposing our friend Astrocloud for what he really is.

Batman976

Truly Astrocloud is a god amongst men. Although I, too, am glad that he is through with his Morgan Webb phase.

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Astrocloud

I feel like a new woman.

Astrocloud

Fremen's PS's are topnotch but here's a tip for anyone else striving to come up with something funny:
http://www.foreverakid.com/productgallery.html

(I'd participate myself but today I am the work Zombie... must work ... and must EAT BRAINS)

Fremen

Dayum! That link should be in the babytalk thread, Astro.

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:::OshnSoul:::

astrocloud has my vote for the most interesting life, that's for sure.

Astrocloud

Yes, my life is very interesting. Tonight I used my left hand.

Fly

i whole heartedly agree.............weirdo.....

if you sit on your hand for awhile.....it goes numb,and it's almost like someone else is doin' it for you.


oh yeah......and these.........





and......how about.....just a slice?





weirdo......i knew it all along.......

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bernadette

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/astro_dating.jpg">



later that night... astro having sex...

<img src="http://i.xanga.com/IamDavid/drunk%20lester%20ky%202.jpg">

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Astrocloud

Uhhhh, kay... But skip the first picture and just go for the second.... why waste time with formalities.

:::OshnSoul:::

Ooooh, you're a gutsy boy! Or should I say ballsy? lol

Astrocloud

If I'm ever in Washington I'll let you know. You could decide for yourself.

Or not. It sounded funny until I realized that you're yet another married chick. (Which is Okay... I would be a married dude if I could figure out the whole not dating the wrong woman deal...)