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Anti-Porn Puppet Show

I took a look at the whole website - some great stuff - very good parody site I thought, then again: maybe to good! ;)

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At XXXchurch we want to let you know that you are loved by God and by the people involved in this ministry. You are not alone. You do not have to carry this burden any longer. The entire reason for having this website is to give people hope and to let them know that there is help.

Here's a promo movie of the makers (looks like parody, but is it?)
http://www.thegoofballs.com/goofballsvideo.wmv

Well it seems not: check out this "story" by FOX"news"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,116369,00.html

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Evangelism Catches Up With the Times

Wednesday, April 07, 2004
By Catherine Donaldson-Evans

Today’s hip, young things — make that hip, young, Christian things — are surfing the Net in search of God … and finding Him.

A gaggle of ministries have taken their biblical messages down unconventional paths to appeal to 20- and 30-somethings.

Using Web sites, multi-media, pop culture and edgy language, organizations like www.relevantmagazine.com and Fireproof Ministries (and its anti-pornography Web site www.XXXchurch.com) are reaching out to young Christians in more modern ways than established organized religion ever has.

“We take a different approach to the traditional preacher role,” said Fireproof Ministries founder Craig Gross, a 28-year-old ordained minister and former youth pastor. "We use comedy and video and real-life experiences. It's not just one of us up there with a Bible."

The Web sites are a virtual meeting place where Fireproof followers can be informed about the ministries' schedule of events, monthly newsletters and overall mission. On its anti-porn site, XXXchurch.com (co-founded by Mike Foster), there's a "prayer wall" where people post questions, topics for discussion or prayers; the site also sells trinkets like XXXchurch trucker hats and Jesus action figures.

It's a "joke" allright :D

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The X3 Help at Home program is custom designed for men, teenagers, women, wives, and parents who are struggling or dealing with some type of sexual sin. In the first two years of XXXchurch, we have had over 10,000 emails and talked to thousands of people who need help. Often times there is nowhere to turn-until now. The X3 Help at Home is a 10-week program individually designed to meet you where you are and help you overcome your addiction in the privacy of your own home. The X3 Help at Home program can help!

How it Works
Each week, participant’s works through a customized set of materials, read and listen to the best resources available, and have a 30-minute session over the phone with a trained XXXchurch coach. Our X3 Help at Home coaches are trained to help you break free from some of these ongoing sexual struggles and temptations. We offer five different customized programs:

Men: Tired of living two lives? Has your sin been exposed? Has your wife threatened to leave you yet? It is not too late; we can help you get off Porn Blvd. You are not alone, but you need to come clean and get sign up for the X3 Help at Home program now!

Teens: The average age teens see porno now is 11 years old. At first it seemed like fun, but now you don’t know what to do. You want to stop, but you don’t know how too. And to make matters worse, your parent just found out. We can help!

Women: Over the past several years we have seen an increase of young girls and women who have decided to get on Porn Blvd. You have been lied to! You don’t need this stuff; it is time to leave the porn and all the other stuff behind.

Wives: One of the emails we see over and over is something like this, “I found a porn video in the VCR. I couldn't believe it. We fought about it and I thought fixed the problem. As the years went by, videos turned into 900 numbers, Internet porn, and eventually, adultery. The lies surrounding each discovery I made were so damaging.” Your husband has decided to sign up for the X3 Help at Home program but what about you? You have been hurt and you need to be in this program. Do it for your self and do it for your husband. We strongly urge married couples to go through this program together.

Parents: “I have a 13-year-old son that can’t stop looking at porn on the Internet. We have grounded him, restricted him (for a month last time) from all television, video, computer and friends. He is very active in sports year around, gets good grades but still finds time...this last episode cost him his PS2 video game. What can we do?” Get your teen in the X3 Help at Home program and enroll yourself as well to gain valuable resources, advice, and encouragement.

Program Costs
The cost of the entire program including the cost for all coaching sessions, resources, and materials is $975 for single individuals and $1,750 for couples or two family members.

How to Enroll
1. Download the X3 Help at Home application. Click Here.

2. Fax your completed application with your credit card information to 909-520-8257 or mail in your application with a credit card information or check made payable to:

XXXchurch.com
PO Box 78268
Corona, CA 92877

3. You will receive a confirmation packet in the mail with resources and all materials including directions on how to schedule your first phone coaching session.

Seems a little steep... I think I'll just keep the porn.

I'm buying it.

I mean, I believe the site is legit. The cost of the X3 program includes coaching, so, that is probably where the exorbitant price originates from.

Interesting twist to keep pr0n away from kids.

We Americans have got to be the most sexually repressed group in the world.