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bparker805 · 04-11-2004, 01:22 PM

I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?

sillygirl · 04-11-2004, 01:42 PM

I'm sure we do, we'll have to check with Queen Bernadette on that one.

Fremen · 04-11-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by bparker805
I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?

Wait! Doesn't the stableboy always get the excess nookie in the stories?
You think that's fair for the knights?

sillygirl · 04-11-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Fremen
You think that's fair for the knights?

Well, if a knight were so brave as to prove himself worthy, he might just get some of that 'nookie'... that is, if the queens aren't happy with what they already get.

iktoweya · 04-11-2004, 03:33 PM

oooo i want to be the kings royal advisor so i can basically tell him how to run his lands and he will never second guess me and i will in turn have more power than him

sillygirl · 04-11-2004, 05:16 PM

we don't have a true king, do we? Well, I guess OK will be a good king for us, if he so chooses to continue ruling the Nonsense Forum with us.

rideough · 04-13-2004, 02:16 AM

I'll be the jester and Jay can be the royal tights wearer!

iamtheone · 04-13-2004, 03:36 AM

hey....... look what i can do.

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by rideough
Jay can be the royal tights wearer!

Isn't that flyman's job?

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 10:23 AM

Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 10:30 AM

You can be anything you want

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by sillygirl
You can be anything you want

Suhweet! Then I'm thinking of something in regards to the Royal Lurker during the all female Royal Pillowfight!

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 10:39 AM

Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen?

BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do?

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 10:42 AM

But dont they end up trying to kill off all the Royalty and take power for themselves?

bernadette · 04-13-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by bparker805
Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?

sorry, pal. paddyjoe swiftly scored that one.

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Originally posted by sillygirl

Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen?

BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do?

here i am, darling. thanks for handling affairs in my absence.

i veto bparker for the position of the royal most trusted advisor per reason he gave hmself.
in fact i am now completely eliminating said position altogether.
silly silly queen sillygirl. never surrender your ruling power.

now who is going to fetch us fair queens some tea & lovely biscuits?

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 10:58 AM

Can I have some green apple vodka and sprite? Or is that not queenly enough?

And BP, she's right. No trusted advisor position for you! Howbout you be my personal masseuse?

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 11:01 AM

To my dear co-Queen Bernadette,

Thank you for keeping this lowly slave inline. I like it in the stables anyway. But I did not appoint myself "most trusted advisor". That position was offered to me. I wouldn't know what to do with that kind of power anyway.

To my co-Queen sillygirl,

It would be my honor. You humble me with your kindness.

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 11:09 AM

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 11:12 AM

A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by bparker805
A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.

You will one day rise from that stable, and become the royal masseuse... that is, you can at least audition for it...

bernadette · 04-13-2004, 11:15 AM

of course you may embide in the refreshments of your choice, queen sillygirl. you are afterall a queen, my dear.

employ that snappy dashing stable boy to fetch you some royal green apple vodka and royal sprite.
enjoy your massage as you sip your beverage.

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 11:17 AM

BP, my dear, can you please make me a wonderful concoction of green apple vodka and sprite? And, dear... don't make it too weak...

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 11:19 AM

Would my dear co-Queen like me to fetch the vodka from Russia?

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 11:21 AM

Hmm.. well, darling, I fear it would take a bit too long to go to Russia for vodka, and seeing as I'm very thirsty, I think I can settle for some Smirnoff Green Apple Twist. But many thanks for asking.

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 11:24 AM

Then your libation is ready for you. Ice, lotsa vodka, and a splash of Sprite ( just enough to tickle your Royal nose).

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 11:27 AM

Oooh, honey, I forgot to ask... can I get you to get me a spoon and a cup so I can get ridda that ice? I don't want it to water down my drink

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 11:28 AM

Did I say ice? I meant an "ice" glass... as in a diamond glass crafted for your Royal hand.

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 11:34 AM

Wow. You sure do know how to take care of your queen! You will be handsomely rewarded, my loyal servant

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 12:15 PM

The only reward i desire is a night with the royal slave girls. Ok, make that two nights...

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 12:21 PM

Honey, I don't think we HAVE slave girls... you want a couple night with the slave BOYS? You'll have to ask Queen Bernadette if she has any slave girls you can spend time with.

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 12:31 PM

Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 12:44 PM

I thought ya might pass on that

You've gotta think, BP... would two incredibly gorgeous queens like us use women as slaves?

paddyjoe · 04-13-2004, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by bparker805
Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.

Would it change your mind if you knew they were bundy and flyman?

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 03:00 PM

bparker805 · 04-13-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by paddyjoe
Would it change your mind if you knew they were bundy and flyman?

It sure would...

...not!

sillygirl · 04-13-2004, 06:08 PM

gross.. dorky

04-11-2004, 01:42 PM	#42 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	I'm sure we do, we'll have to check with Queen Bernadette on that one. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-11-2004, 03:33 PM	#45 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oooo i want to be the kings royal advisor so i can basically tell him how to run his lands and he will never second guess me and i will in turn have more power than him __________________ i miss K-Wise

04-11-2004, 05:16 PM	#46 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	we don't have a true king, do we? Well, I guess OK will be a good king for us, if he so chooses to continue ruling the Nonsense Forum with us. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 02:16 AM	#47 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	I'll be the jester and Jay can be the royal tights wearer! __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

04-13-2004, 03:36 AM	#48 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	hey....... look what i can do. __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

04-11-2004, 01:22 PM	#41 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?

04-13-2004, 10:23 AM	#50 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?

04-13-2004, 10:30 AM	#51 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	You can be anything you want __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 10:39 AM	#53 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen? BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 10:42 AM	#54 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	But dont they end up trying to kill off all the Royalty and take power for themselves?

04-13-2004, 10:58 AM	#56 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Can I have some green apple vodka and sprite? Or is that not queenly enough? And BP, she's right. No trusted advisor position for you! Howbout you be my personal masseuse? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 11:01 AM	#57 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	To my dear co-Queen Bernadette, Thank you for keeping this lowly slave inline. I like it in the stables anyway. But I did not appoint myself "most trusted advisor". That position was offered to me. I wouldn't know what to do with that kind of power anyway. To my co-Queen sillygirl, It would be my honor. You humble me with your kindness.

04-13-2004, 11:09 AM	#58 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	__________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 11:12 AM	#59 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.

04-13-2004, 11:15 AM	#61 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	of course you may embide in the refreshments of your choice, queen sillygirl. you are afterall a queen, my dear. employ that snappy dashing stable boy to fetch you some royal green apple vodka and royal sprite. enjoy your massage as you sip your beverage. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-13-2004, 11:17 AM	#62 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	BP, my dear, can you please make me a wonderful concoction of green apple vodka and sprite? And, dear... don't make it too weak... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 11:19 AM	#63 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Would my dear co-Queen like me to fetch the vodka from Russia?

04-13-2004, 11:21 AM	#64 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Hmm.. well, darling, I fear it would take a bit too long to go to Russia for vodka, and seeing as I'm very thirsty, I think I can settle for some Smirnoff Green Apple Twist. But many thanks for asking. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 11:24 AM	#65 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Then your libation is ready for you. Ice, lotsa vodka, and a splash of Sprite ( just enough to tickle your Royal nose).

04-13-2004, 11:27 AM	#66 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Oooh, honey, I forgot to ask... can I get you to get me a spoon and a cup so I can get ridda that ice? I don't want it to water down my drink __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 11:28 AM	#67 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Did I say ice? I meant an "ice" glass... as in a diamond glass crafted for your Royal hand.

04-13-2004, 11:34 AM	#68 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Wow. You sure do know how to take care of your queen! You will be handsomely rewarded, my loyal servant __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 12:15 PM	#69 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	The only reward i desire is a night with the royal slave girls. Ok, make that two nights...

04-13-2004, 12:21 PM	#70 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Honey, I don't think we HAVE slave girls... you want a couple night with the slave BOYS? You'll have to ask Queen Bernadette if she has any slave girls you can spend time with. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 12:31 PM	#71 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.

04-13-2004, 12:44 PM	#72 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	I thought ya might pass on that You've gotta think, BP... would two incredibly gorgeous queens like us use women as slaves? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 03:00 PM	#74 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	__________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2004, 06:08 PM	#76 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	gross.. dorky __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...