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Old 04-11-2004, 01:22 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?
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Old 04-11-2004, 01:42 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I'm sure we do, we'll have to check with Queen Bernadette on that one.
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Old 04-11-2004, 02:30 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?
Wait! Doesn't the stableboy always get the excess nookie in the stories?
You think that's fair for the knights?



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Old 04-11-2004, 02:54 PM   #44 (permalink)
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You think that's fair for the knights?
Well, if a knight were so brave as to prove himself worthy, he might just get some of that 'nookie'... that is, if the queens aren't happy with what they already get.
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Old 04-11-2004, 03:33 PM   #45 (permalink)
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oooo i want to be the kings royal advisor so i can basically tell him how to run his lands and he will never second guess me and i will in turn have more power than him
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Old 04-11-2004, 05:16 PM   #46 (permalink)
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we don't have a true king, do we? Well, I guess OK will be a good king for us, if he so chooses to continue ruling the Nonsense Forum with us.
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Old 04-13-2004, 02:16 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 03:36 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 08:17 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Jay can be the royal tights wearer!
Isn't that flyman's job?
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:23 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:30 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:32 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Suhweet! Then I'm thinking of something in regards to the Royal Lurker during the all female Royal Pillowfight!
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:39 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen?

BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do?
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:42 AM   #54 (permalink)
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But dont they end up trying to kill off all the Royalty and take power for themselves?
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:53 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?
sorry, pal. paddyjoe swiftly scored that one.

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Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen?

BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do?
here i am, darling. thanks for handling affairs in my absence.

i veto bparker for the position of the royal most trusted advisor per reason he gave hmself.
in fact i am now completely eliminating said position altogether.
silly silly queen sillygirl. never surrender your ruling power.

now who is going to fetch us fair queens some tea & lovely biscuits?
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:58 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Can I have some green apple vodka and sprite? Or is that not queenly enough?

And BP, she's right. No trusted advisor position for you! Howbout you be my personal masseuse?
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:01 AM   #57 (permalink)
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To my dear co-Queen Bernadette,

Thank you for keeping this lowly slave inline. I like it in the stables anyway. But I did not appoint myself "most trusted advisor". That position was offered to me. I wouldn't know what to do with that kind of power anyway.

To my co-Queen sillygirl,

It would be my honor. You humble me with your kindness.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:09 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:12 AM   #59 (permalink)
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A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:13 AM   #60 (permalink)
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A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.
You will one day rise from that stable, and become the royal masseuse... that is, you can at least audition for it...
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:15 AM   #61 (permalink)
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of course you may embide in the refreshments of your choice, queen sillygirl. you are afterall a queen, my dear.

employ that snappy dashing stable boy to fetch you some royal green apple vodka and royal sprite.
enjoy your massage as you sip your beverage.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:17 AM   #62 (permalink)
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BP, my dear, can you please make me a wonderful concoction of green apple vodka and sprite? And, dear... don't make it too weak...
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:19 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Would my dear co-Queen like me to fetch the vodka from Russia?
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:21 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Hmm.. well, darling, I fear it would take a bit too long to go to Russia for vodka, and seeing as I'm very thirsty, I think I can settle for some Smirnoff Green Apple Twist. But many thanks for asking.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:24 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Then your libation is ready for you. Ice, lotsa vodka, and a splash of Sprite ( just enough to tickle your Royal nose).
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:27 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Oooh, honey, I forgot to ask... can I get you to get me a spoon and a cup so I can get ridda that ice? I don't want it to water down my drink
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:28 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Did I say ice? I meant an "ice" glass... as in a diamond glass crafted for your Royal hand.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:34 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Wow. You sure do know how to take care of your queen! You will be handsomely rewarded, my loyal servant
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:15 PM   #69 (permalink)
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The only reward i desire is a night with the royal slave girls. Ok, make that two nights...
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:21 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Honey, I don't think we HAVE slave girls... you want a couple night with the slave BOYS? You'll have to ask Queen Bernadette if she has any slave girls you can spend time with.
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:31 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:44 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I thought ya might pass on that

You've gotta think, BP... would two incredibly gorgeous queens like us use women as slaves?
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Old 04-13-2004, 02:52 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.
Would it change your mind if you knew they were bundy and flyman?
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Old 04-13-2004, 03:00 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 05:51 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 06:08 PM   #76 (permalink)
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