I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?

I'm sure we do, we'll have to check with Queen Bernadette on that one. :)

Wait! Doesn't the stableboy always get the excess nookie in the stories?
You think that's fair for the knights? :mad:



:D

Well, if a knight were so brave as to prove himself worthy, he might just get some of that 'nookie'... that is, if the queens aren't happy with what they already get.

oooo i want to be the kings royal advisor so i can basically tell him how to run his lands and he will never second guess me and i will in turn have more power than him

we don't have a true king, do we? Well, I guess OK will be a good king for us, if he so chooses to continue ruling the Nonsense Forum with us. :)

I'll be the jester and Jay can be the royal tights wearer!

hey....... look what i can do.

Isn't that flyman's job? :confused:

Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?

You can be anything you want :)

Suhweet! Then I'm thinking of something in regards to the Royal Lurker during the all female Royal Pillowfight!:D

Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen?

BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do?

But dont they end up trying to kill off all the Royalty and take power for themselves?

sorry, pal. paddyjoe swiftly scored that one.

here i am, darling. thanks for handling affairs in my absence.

i veto bparker for the position of the royal most trusted advisor per reason he gave hmself.
in fact i am now completely eliminating said position altogether.
silly silly queen sillygirl. never surrender your ruling power.

now who is going to fetch us fair queens some tea & lovely biscuits?

Can I have some green apple vodka and sprite? Or is that not queenly enough?

And BP, she's right. No trusted advisor position for you! Howbout you be my personal masseuse?

To my dear co-Queen Bernadette,

Thank you for keeping this lowly slave inline. I like it in the stables anyway. But I did not appoint myself "most trusted advisor". That position was offered to me. I wouldn't know what to do with that kind of power anyway.

To my co-Queen sillygirl,

It would be my honor. You humble me with your kindness.

:icare:

A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.

You will one day rise from that stable, and become the royal masseuse... that is, you can at least audition for it...

of course you may embide in the refreshments of your choice, queen sillygirl. you are afterall a queen, my dear.

employ that snappy dashing stable boy to fetch you some royal green apple vodka and royal sprite.
enjoy your massage as you sip your beverage.

BP, my dear, can you please make me a wonderful concoction of green apple vodka and sprite? And, dear... don't make it too weak...

Would my dear co-Queen like me to fetch the vodka from Russia?

Hmm.. well, darling, I fear it would take a bit too long to go to Russia for vodka, and seeing as I'm very thirsty, I think I can settle for some Smirnoff Green Apple Twist. But many thanks for asking. :)

Then your libation is ready for you. Ice, lotsa vodka, and a splash of Sprite ( just enough to tickle your Royal nose).

Oooh, honey, I forgot to ask... can I get you to get me a spoon and a cup so I can get ridda that ice? I don't want it to water down my drink :)

Did I say ice? I meant an "ice" glass... as in a diamond glass crafted for your Royal hand.

Wow. You sure do know how to take care of your queen! You will be handsomely rewarded, my loyal servant

The only reward i desire is a night with the royal slave girls. Ok, make that two nights...

Honey, I don't think we HAVE slave girls... you want a couple night with the slave BOYS? You'll have to ask Queen Bernadette if she has any slave girls you can spend time with.

Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.

I thought ya might pass on that ;)

You've gotta think, BP... would two incredibly gorgeous queens like us use women as slaves? :crazy:

Would it change your mind if you knew they were bundy and flyman?

:lol:

It sure would...
















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