jogproof

i HAVE THIS GAME CALLED SAVAGE AND IT TELLS ME THAT I NEED A OPENGL 1.2 AND I ONLY HAVE A OPENGL 1.1 SO HOW OR WHAT DO I DO??

Redlemon

Add 0.1 to your opengl?

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jogproof

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

iamtheone

http://developer.apple.com/opengl/downloads.html

download the update.

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Redlemon

Well, that would have been my answer if he had posted in TFP Computers. There's no Nonsense in your reply, iamtheone, so I consider it invalid.

iamtheone

Yeah. I was kinda asking myself the same thing. Why was this posted here?

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bernadette

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/dont_scream.jpg">

in other words... WHY ALL CAPS????

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iamtheone

hahahahaha! That pic was awesome!

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paddyjoe

bernie, you fucking rule like no other!

Fremen

That's why she's the Queen of Nonsense.

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Fly

i second that...........

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Fly

in the sauce again eh astro?

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Astrocloud

Hey at least I type in American and not some strange Canadian dialect. "Eh"?

(Laughs Wickedly)

Fremen

I've aboot had enough of the all caps.

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Fly

oh yeah!!!



(Wickedly Lauughs)

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bundy

i love you guys.

you always know just how to distract a fella from doing his essays!

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Xiomar

Hehe.. Bastards. I play Savage also .. Same name

bernadette

aw why thank you, fremen & flyman.
i shall right here & now knight you both & you shall both from here on out forever be respectively entitled to the proper nonsense land gentlemens' title of "sir fremen" & "sir flyman".

<img src="http://www.texancultures.utsa.edu/memories/TEXT/potter/0PossumQueenlx.jpg">

yes, you may now kiss my feet, but don't be sloppy.
please be careful, the black nail polish may not yet be quite dry.
yknow y'don't wanna mess up the queen's fresh pedicure!




<small>oh gawds... this role so don't fits me too well...</small>

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bernadette

large oversight...

paddyjoe started this ruling thing.

*dubs "sir paddyjoe"

& while i'm at it...

*dubs "sir bundy" & "sir astroglide"

<small>if i got any of that fancy royality speak wrong, don't kiss <i>my feet</i>! if yeah catch my drift

i might require sleep now, huh?</small>

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Batman976

Ohh! Can I be a minstrel?

Bravely bold Sir Fremen rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Fremen. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Fremen. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Fremen. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

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bernadette

Batman...

i fear you did not pass the audition for minstrel.
this queen was not amused, but rather repulsed.

might we interest you in the title of the royal executioner?

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bundy

apparently the position of Assistant Private Secretary to the Queen is open. (Queen of England, that is - not Queen Bernie)

(i'm not joking - ad was in The Economist)

the requirements are tough, but with my new knighthood in the land of Nonsense, i may be in with a shot...

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Fremen

Are my nostrils safe now?





Thank you for the knighting, Queenie.
I shall endeavour to tickle your bunny fone.

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bernadette

dear sir bundy,

at the next weekly queen tea, i will speak to clandestinely to elizabeth regarding your qualifications for the position.
i feel most certain that we can arrange this gig for you.

love,
Q.bern

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bernadette

sir fremen, your nostrils are now under special royalty protection.

you may now sneeze freely.

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Fly

can i lick your face instead bern?

not much of a foot guy eh.


thanx for the sir too.......


*jeez.....slap on a pair of hose in this joint and they "sir" ya'*

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paddyjoe

yay, sir paddyjoe. I like that.

can I be in charge of your spongebaths?

Crack

Thproongeeeee...

"Message for you sir"

I wanna play too!

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Batman976

Hmmm.... royal executioner? Yes, I rather like that. What is your preferred method of execution?

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bernadette

<b><font color="red">++++++++ royal note: this rookie jogproof thread has been successfully hijacked ++++++++</font></b>

<b>sir flyman</b>: face licking approved *twitters gleefully*
<b>sir paddyjoe</b>: spongebath approved - meet me in the royal bathing chambers after tea

*dubs "<b>sir crack</b>"

<b>sir batman</b>: please submit your resume of execution skills.
the other knights shall decide the royal method of execution upon review of said resume.

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Crack

Nice Decree Melady...

Shall I remove "Jogproof" from thy royal prescence your most fearful and fantasticful-ness?

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iamtheone

hey, everyone's all Royal now. Sir this and Sir that. What about me, yo?

What would you see fitting for me my lovely queen?

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bernadette

sir crack, please promptly escort the rookie known as jogproof to the royal confinement quarters until the other knights have determined your method for the execution of the said rookie.

*sips tea & daintly nibbles on a biscuit*

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bernadette

*knights sir iamtheone*

now fetch me another cup of tea.

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iamtheone

Would you like sugar with that?

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Redlemon

Wow, Bernadette sure has had a lot of tea recently.

Your royal teapee awaits your imminent needs.

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Batman976

Well, my preferred method would be at the guillotine. If you don't have a guillotine available, I could make due with a very large ax.

I personally find hangings to be a little too messy, but I could handle the responsibility.

If all else fails I could always bore them to death. I excel at that and no materials are needed.

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Crack

May I suggest... your most bernedette-ness... that the rookie be forced to listen to "Badger-badger-badger" until his eyeballs bleed honey...

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Fly

i'm most curious as too when this face licking episode shall take place?

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