The What Am I game............
 

OK, here goes. Might be too much thinking envolved to be a fun, but why not......

[easy one as example]

I educate, entertain and envoke thoughts into people.....

I am both big and small.......

I like to be held......

I can look different but the inside is usually the same.......

I have a spine........

I am made from wood........


What am I?

you are a book

You are correct!

OK, is this lame or could it work?

You go lady....

lady? i will crush your puny skull with my conan sized fists of death. I will then go on a drunken frenzied orgy wearing your scalp on my head! yeah... this could work if it was in tilted knowledge.

I thought this was non-sence material. Your call.

Hey, give me back my dead skin mask fella.

So you are a bloke?

Is it my go now?

cchris - have at it brother. let's see whatcha got.

I knew that I would regret this.

Ok here goes.

I am neither plant nor animal.
I am immobile.
I feed off a host.
I reproduce asexually.
What am I?

mushroom

Sort of

how bout, "shrooms" then?

Think technical

Um, psilocybe?

Fungi

of course........ I skipped around that one.

I have four legs when I am young,
2 legs when I am older,
and 3 legs when I am older still,
and six legs when I am the oldest.

What am I?

Difficulty: Explain

You are a person.
The infant crawls on all fours. The man walks on both legs. The old man walks with a cane. The really decrepit man walks with a walker.

Thanks Sphinx.

Actually the cane is a sign of wisdom, not as though the man was in serious need of walking assistance just that he was "wise"

Good one!

Your turn.