Giant Hamburger

I have two!

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My primary Johnson has the power of seven and a half horses. Its pump is strong, its idle is smooth, its acceleration great, and overall I would say it’s an excellent performer. I have heard no protest in all my years here on Earth. It has a 20” shaft and weighs in at 59 pounds.

My other Johnson is just a friend.

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James L. "Jim" Johnson is the director, curator, and instructor of the Benz School of Floral Design since 1980.

It’s a call for Johnsons.
Will you answer?
-GH

CinnamonGirl

...nice & smooth, and a must in the shower

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

bundy

my main johnson is rather tired at the moment, having worked out all morning... and is not up for a glamorous photo-shoot.

i sneaked into his bedroom, and stole this photo though.




sometimes, however, he is not so placid...
there is occasion when he turns into a primitive savage, who only craves the sweet flesh of another, helpless being...



don't pity him.

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Ohayo!!!

txlovely

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Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

bernadette

<img src="http://www.independentbeauty.com/images/beverlyjohnson/bj_tag_w216xh268_mf.jpg">

<img src="http://www.gulker.com/photos/archive/portraits/portraits-Images/10.jpg">

i really should feed her more often....

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Macheath

<img src="http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/95aug/95auggifs/lbj1.gif">

Fremen

This is Big Johnson.

He was once used by Texaco to sell gas in the wilds of Arizona.
He also used to carry a rifle, but Texaco decided it was too politically incorrect and traded it in for an air guitar.
Now he's playing Rock-a-billy.

BonesCPA

My Johnson is so big, it needs it's own park....

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Back into hibernation.

Charlatan

Angela Johnson... apparently a great author...

Johnson County Arkansas

Robert Johnson

Finally:


Ben Johnson... big dope

Fremen

I like Gunder Road.

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Crack

Broken Johnson...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

doomdoom

George F. Johnson who owned EJ Shoe Company, which was a major part of my area's history.

moonstrucksoul

this is my buddy who I use to do acid with, he's a firebug.


here's dawn johnson:

and don johnson

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GuttersnipeXL

I have two Johnson's as well...they're brothers and they're looking out for number #1 !

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

Fly

i can't show you my johnson...(insert pic of fly's penis here)...

cuz there isn't an NSFW tag

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

splck

Johnson bridge


Anyone for Johnson street?

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nice line eh?

mrsandman

John's son:

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.