The Worlds Longest Thread
 

Ok, here's how it works. I post something random, and the next person posts something random too, but somewhat related to my randomness. Let's see how long we can make this!

My first random piece of randomness:

I like cheese.

How Now Brown Cow?

bullshit

Don' squeeze the Charmin

Steel Magnolias...

Mount Olympus

jehovahs witnesses.

Ding Dong

Have you Hugged your Heat pump....




lately?

soon enough, i shall dive in some muff

catfish and hushpuppies

i just love it when it rains cats & dogs.

Pour a little sugar on me.

I want to conquer the world. do away with air polution and then I'll save the whales, we'll have peace on earth and global communion.

fo' shiggity

hot diggitty

Y?
or Why?

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came

One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

That is one long ass poem.

"Paradise Lost" by John Milton

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

i have thirty two pieces of flair on.

I really love the chicken fingers at TGI Friday's.

Saturday Night's Alright for Fightin'

I was Kung Foo fighting...

One order of kung pow chicken please. With extra MSG!!!

Hello and welcome to "The last person to post here wins: Part 3."

the man with the black mustache has no apples

Apples taste good.

i like djibouti

There sure are some funny words the world.

...in my hands. I got the whole world, in my...

When I was little I was singing "He's got the whole world in His butt" to my younger brother. He told my mom. I got in trouble.

Trouble with a capitol 'T' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for pool!

marco!

Marco Polo Hotel Group's subtle blend of Asian and western innovation, served in elegant accomodations in strategically selected locations, appeals to the needs of today's modern traveller, whether on business or strictly pleasure.

room service rocks!

this hotel is where?

California??

http://skysm.ike1.com/images/Califor...igure_2set.jpg

First picture post! :D

raisins.............

<h2>RAISINS</h2>
Half of the world's supply of raisins are grown in California.

California discovered the commercial potential of raisins quite by accident. In 1873, a freak hot spell withered the grapes on the vine. One enterprising San Francisco grocer advertised these shriveled grapes as "Peruvian Delicacies" and the rest is history. California is now the world's leading producer of raisins.

<b>Fresno, California is the Raisin Capital of the World.</b>

Raisin - comes from the Latin racemus and means "a cluster of grapes or berries".

Fresno, Armipit capital of the world

<h2>Gilroy, CA. is the "Garlic Capitol of the World". </h2>
Humorist Will Rogers described Gilroy as " The only place in America where you can marinate a steak by hanging it on a clothesline." Ninety percent of the garlic consumed in the US is shipped through Gilroy for processing and packing, most of it grown within a 90-mile radius of the town. The people of Gilroy even put together a book called The Complete Garlic Lovers' Cookbook. They also host the Gilroy Garlic Festival on the last weekend of July each year. It started in 1978 and they feature food booths, a golf tournament, contests, and exhibitions. One day I'll make to the garlic Mecca to smell for myself. For more info you can write to

Gilory Garlic Festival, P.O. box 2311, Gilroy, CA. 95020

...........
you smell the 'stink rose' as you just get near gilroy. once in gilroy, garlic is all you smell.

the garlic fest is insane.
garlic ice cream is the most bizarre thing ever!!

*nods*

Let's go flyin', Will!

"What happens to a dream deffered?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or does it explode?"
- Langston Hughes

"You dreamt of raisins...a sure case of castration anxiety"
-Freud

Two scoops

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btw,
agreed.

fo' shizzle my nizzle

My hometown was full of wangstas.

Gangsta gangsta was at the top of the list. And it went a little somthin like this...

I said "I am, go ask my mother. And with your wrinkled pussy I can't be your loverrrrrr."

Crusin down the street in my 6-4, jockin the bitches, slappin the hos

Working nine to five
what a way to make a living
. . .

Nine to five
they've got you where they want you

There's a better life
and you dream about it
don't you?
It's a rich man's game
no matter what they call it

And you spend your life putting money in his pocket.

Nine to five
what a way to make a living
. . .

Nine to five
they've got you where they want you
. . .

Martin Luther
1483 - 1546

95 Theses.

I think I love you.

No body loves me
Everybody hates me
I guess I'll go eat some worms

wanna try some wooooorms?

go fish.