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The Worlds Longest Thread

Ok, here's how it works. I post something random, and the next person posts something random too, but somewhat related to my randomness. Let's see how long we can make this!

My first random piece of randomness:

I like cheese.

Don' squeeze the Charmin

Have you Hugged your Heat pump....

lately?

soon enough, i shall dive in some muff

catfish and hushpuppies

i just love it when it rains cats & dogs.

Pour a little sugar on me.

I want to conquer the world. do away with air polution and then I'll save the whales, we'll have peace on earth and global communion.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came

One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

That is one long ass poem.

"Paradise Lost" by John Milton

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

i have thirty two pieces of flair on.

I really love the chicken fingers at TGI Friday's.

Saturday Night's Alright for Fightin'

I was Kung Foo fighting...

One order of kung pow chicken please. With extra MSG!!!

Hello and welcome to "The last person to post here wins: Part 3."

the man with the black mustache has no apples

There sure are some funny words the world.

...in my hands. I got the whole world, in my...

When I was little I was singing "He's got the whole world in His butt" to my younger brother. He told my mom. I got in trouble.

Trouble with a capitol 'T' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for pool!

Marco Polo Hotel Group's subtle blend of Asian and western innovation, served in elegant accomodations in strategically selected locations, appeals to the needs of today's modern traveller, whether on business or strictly pleasure.

this hotel is where?

California??

raisins.............