How to make the coolest sound in the world - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 09:32 AM

I'm not sure how I figured this out, but I find it truly amazing....

Take 2 CD's, any kind, with a cover side and a read side, and place them flat on a desk, read side facing up. NOTE: Read side MUST be facing up or it won't work.

Slide the 2 CD's into each other, so that their sides hit. You will then get... THE COOLEST SOUND EVER. It's a sort of *clink* thing, and I am obsessed with it.

No, I don't have a life.

Empty_One · 05-05-2003, 09:35 AM

*clink*
Heh

*click*
heh

*clink*
heh

Hanxter · 05-05-2003, 09:39 AM

do you click your teeth with your thumbnail while holding your nose & pretending to break it in public?

or cup your hand in your armpit?

Unknown Poster · 05-05-2003, 11:32 AM

Sounds like I'm playing Air-hockey!

Empty_One · 05-05-2003, 11:43 AM

If you're looking for the same sound, I would think you would want your balls to be made of some sort of plastic, not metal

Peetster · 05-05-2003, 12:13 PM

Reminds me of really really small pool balls maybe. :-)

vermin · 05-05-2003, 12:45 PM

Not nearly as cool as the sound of my balls slapping her ass.

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 03:25 PM

Come to think of it, it does sound a bit like air hockey... but the *Clink* resonates more with the CD's.

dankitti · 05-05-2003, 03:29 PM

i get these pounce treats for cleopatra's & i shake them up & it goes clunk clunk clunk -- she likes that better

Spinach_Indeed · 05-05-2003, 03:30 PM

It's the ass of AMERICA

crackpot · 05-05-2003, 05:05 PM

Hey, ever feel like someone's just pulled a prank on you? Like an unwitting participant in some kooky psycho-socio-illogical experiment? Cuz I do.
<b>KWSN</b>, you kook! You got me good!!

bondagegirl · 05-05-2003, 05:17 PM

I know! I want to know how many people actually got out some CD's, cleaned off their desk and actually started hitting there CD's together! lol cause for some odd reason... I did.

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bondagegirl
I know! I want to know how many people actually got out some CD's, cleaned off their desk and actually started hitting there CD's together! lol cause for some odd reason... I did.

I sure did... that was how I figured it out...

Yeah, it's sad, I know.

splck · 05-05-2003, 05:48 PM

KWSN, you have too much time on your hands dude.

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 05:56 PM

well now that I know how to make such a cool sound I won't have ANY free time.

Empty_One · 05-05-2003, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bondagegirl
I know! I want to know how many people actually got out some CD's, cleaned off their desk and actually started hitting there CD's together! lol cause for some odd reason... I did.

Hell, I did. What I wrote above is a transcript of the 10 seconds after I read his post. I ended up doing it for much longer than I thoght I would have.

I had a slow day.

rabidy · 05-06-2003, 10:42 PM

Hey it does too, now im all bloody and pinky-less, 80(

myMHz · 05-07-2003, 12:06 AM

Heh heh.....mongo like candy

tbc · 05-07-2003, 06:23 AM

<~Clink~> cool, still think they sound better being played in a CD player but if I ever need music in a power cut I'll just do that... Or hit some things with spoons... or whistle...

SaltPork · 05-07-2003, 07:11 AM

clink...ha ha...funny, how the fuck do you find something like that out?

rsl12 · 05-07-2003, 07:20 AM

eh, it sounds like two glasses of champagne!

Grimlok · 05-07-2003, 12:31 PM

gosh.. I feel all giggly inside.

degrawj · 05-07-2003, 02:32 PM

*clink* :-)

nefarious · 05-07-2003, 05:31 PM

doesnt that ruin the CD?

KWSN · 05-07-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nefarious
doesnt that ruin the CD?

Shit! They've discovered my ulterior motive!

Actually, it doesn't do anything to the CD's. They still work fine. I still, though, just in case, would use crappier CD's... like the PrintMaster Install CD and a CD-RW (which are precisely what I am using).

DEI37 · 05-07-2003, 06:02 PM

Coolest sound in the world...it's either, "Oh YES...harder, faster...I'M CUMMMIINNNNGG!!!!!!!!!!!," or a supercharged Big Block V8.

MSD · 05-07-2003, 07:25 PM

I did it.

/me gets back on the short bus.

redrum · 05-09-2003, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I did it.

/me gets back on the short bus.

/me fights you for the back seat!

Atropos4 · 05-09-2003, 05:17 PM

I did it...does sound like tapping a glass....

Fly · 05-09-2003, 05:26 PM

the things people do with their spare time eh.....

*clink*

unknownmf · 05-09-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
hey you know what i just figured out?

if you cut off your pinky with a butter knife, it doesnt even bleed.

TRY IT

SWEET i just tried it on both my pinkies and not a single drop of blood. HOW COOL!!! And now i can use my pinkies as little sticks to slide the cd's together. *clink, clink*

Zotz · 05-12-2003, 07:12 PM

I read this thread several days ago and thought it was kind of silly. However, yesterday I saw a couple CDs sitting on my entertainment center and had an irresistable urge to discover this miracle sound KWSN told us about. The "clink, clink" sound is most unusual indeed and not the sound I was expecting them to make.

richeee · 05-12-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
like the PrintMaster Install CD

are you implying that my printmaster install cd is a crappier cd?

how dare you!

Yeah, KW! How could you?!?
Track 7, "Master of Ink", is most likely the closest this decade will get to "Stairway...". And track 11, "Multiple Copies" has the coolest guitar ever!!!

I think I'll use two "Glassjaw" CD's instead!

*clunk*
*clunk*
*snap*

oops....

KWSN · 05-13-2003, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
I think I'll use two "Glassjaw" CD's instead!

How about I use your... uhh... your........

YO' FACE! HA!

Diablo · 05-13-2003, 04:54 PM

Stupid Tom, it works well no matter which side.

I used your mom though.

KWSN · 05-13-2003, 05:19 PM

You know what else makes a cool sound? When I take a baseball bat, and bring it down upon your head with such a force that it crushes the skull, tears the skin, and destroys the organs in your head. A refreshing "CRUNCH-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP" (or "DING-CRUNCH-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP" if the bat is aluminum).

(just kidding)

Fly · 05-13-2003, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
You know what else makes a cool sound? When I take a baseball bat, and bring it down upon your head with such a force that it crushes the skull, tears the skin, and destroys the organs in your head. A refreshing "CRUNCH-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP" (or "DING-CRUNCH-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP" if the bat is aluminum).

christ sakes dude,you feelin' violent tonight?i freakin' felt that all the way over here.

you might wanna go smoke one and relax man

Janie · 05-13-2003, 05:45 PM

oh man, so NIFTY!

*clink*

hehe

Diablo · 05-13-2003, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
christ sakes dude,you feelin' violent tonight?i freakin' felt that all the way over here.

you might wanna go smoke one and relax man

Nice to know someone else feels the crack of my head...

I had to make sure I wasn't the only one.

KWSN · 05-13-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
christ sakes dude,you feelin' violent tonight?i freakin' felt that all the way over here.

you might wanna go smoke one and relax man

It's not so much a "violent" feeling as it is a "creative and inventive" feeling. The same sort of feeling I got when I made all my posts on the KWSN-Bones Ultimate Fighting thread. Yes, I try to be as creative and inventive as possible when e-killing someone.

05-05-2003, 09:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
KWSN green	How to make the coolest sound in the world I'm not sure how I figured this out, but I find it truly amazing.... Take 2 CD's, any kind, with a cover side and a read side, and place them flat on a desk, read side facing up. NOTE: Read side MUST be facing up or it won't work. Slide the 2 CD's into each other, so that their sides hit. You will then get... THE COOLEST SOUND EVER. It's a sort of clink thing, and I am obsessed with it. No, I don't have a life. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 12:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Not nearly as cool as the sound of my balls slapping her ass. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-05-2003, 03:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
KWSN green	Come to think of it, it does sound a bit like air hockey... but the Clink resonates more with the CD's. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 03:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
dankitti Crazy	i get these pounce treats for cleopatra's & i shake them up & it goes clunk clunk clunk -- she likes that better __________________ Aw' little girl, there ain't no time To wash yer stinky hand Go 'head 'n' roll over I'm goin' in you again In you again In you again In you again... --Frank appa I Have Been In Yo

05-05-2003, 03:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	It's the ass of AMERICA __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

05-05-2003, 09:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	clink Heh click heh clink heh

05-05-2003, 09:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	do you click your teeth with your thumbnail while holding your nose & pretending to break it in public? or cup your hand in your armpit?

05-05-2003, 11:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Unknown Poster Insane	Sounds like I'm playing Air-hockey!

05-05-2003, 11:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	If you're looking for the same sound, I would think you would want your balls to be made of some sort of plastic, not metal

05-05-2003, 12:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Reminds me of really really small pool balls maybe. :-)

05-05-2003, 05:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Hey, ever feel like someone's just pulled a prank on you? Like an unwitting participant in some kooky psycho-socio-illogical experiment? Cuz I do. <b>KWSN</b>, you kook! You got me good!!

05-05-2003, 05:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	I know! I want to know how many people actually got out some CD's, cleaned off their desk and actually started hitting there CD's together! lol cause for some odd reason... I did. __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

05-05-2003, 05:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	KWSN, you have too much time on your hands dude. __________________ nice line eh?

05-05-2003, 05:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	well now that I know how to make such a cool sound I won't have ANY free time.

05-06-2003, 10:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	Hey it does too, now im all bloody and pinky-less, 80( __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers

05-07-2003, 12:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Heh heh.....mongo like candy __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-07-2003, 12:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
Grimlok Tilted Location: Central Illinois	gosh.. I feel all giggly inside. __________________ Your future looks very very grim!

05-07-2003, 02:32 PM	#23 (permalink)
degrawj I'm still waiting... Location: West Linn, OR	clink :-)

05-07-2003, 05:31 PM	#24 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	doesnt that ruin the CD? __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-07-2003, 06:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
tbc Crazy	<~Clink~> cool, still think they sound better being played in a CD player but if I ever need music in a power cut I'll just do that... Or hit some things with spoons... or whistle...

05-07-2003, 07:11 AM	#20 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	clink...ha ha...funny, how the fuck do you find something like that out? __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-07-2003, 07:20 AM	#21 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	eh, it sounds like two glasses of champagne! __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

05-07-2003, 06:02 PM	#26 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Coolest sound in the world...it's either, "Oh YES...harder, faster...I'M CUMMMIINNNNGG!!!!!!!!!!!," or a supercharged Big Block V8.

05-07-2003, 07:25 PM	#27 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I did it. /me gets back on the short bus.

05-09-2003, 05:17 PM	#29 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	I did it...does sound like tapping a glass.... __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

05-09-2003, 05:26 PM	#30 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the things people do with their spare time eh..... clink __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-12-2003, 07:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	I read this thread several days ago and thought it was kind of silly. However, yesterday I saw a couple CDs sitting on my entertainment center and had an irresistable urge to discover this miracle sound KWSN told us about. The "clink, clink" sound is most unusual indeed and not the sound I was expecting them to make.

05-13-2003, 04:54 PM	#35 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Stupid Tom, it works well no matter which side. I used your mom though. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

05-13-2003, 05:19 PM	#36 (permalink)
KWSN green	You know what else makes a cool sound? When I take a baseball bat, and bring it down upon your head with such a force that it crushes the skull, tears the skin, and destroys the organs in your head. A refreshing "CRUNCH-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP" (or "DING-CRUNCH-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP" if the bat is aluminum). (just kidding) __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-13-2003, 05:45 PM	#38 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	oh man, so NIFTY! clink hehe __________________ cheers to the motherland