Church

lol, I'm sure this is an old trick, but the next time you're stopped a light in your car next to someone else, look at them through your window and say 'elephant dew', see what happens.

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slimshaydee

for extra effectiveness say it to a group of bikers or a cop

Latch

Olive Oil works too

Fly

we used to use elephant shoes...

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bundy

we used to mouth out the word colourful.

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Sleepyjack

hah, cool. That must've be an aussie thing, 'cause we were all up on that as well

Batman976

Same...

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Charlatan

shoes here as well...

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theguyondacouch

I don't get it

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Bobaphat

or try "I water vacuum..."

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slimshaydee

well when you mouth it out, it looks like you are saying fuck you.

Sleepyjack

I thought it was (well, the word colourful anyway) looked like I Love You?

come to think, i am not sure what elephant dew or shoes is meant to be, cause it has four syllables.

el-e-phant dew = ?

what does it mean?

co-lour-ful = I Love You

Church

If you say elephant dew/shoes fluidly, it looks like I love you.

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Kewpie Dan

ahhhhhhhhhhh, now i see, thanks for 'splaining. my brain was breaking trying to figure that one out.

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slimshaydee

did i type fuck you? I meant i love you
they both mean the same thing to me anyways

bernadette

a'ight, slim made me laugh out loud. doesn't happen too often. props dawg. props.

why am i talking like randy jackson?

//edit:: <small>for the record... the above reply does not imply that i, bernadette think that fuck & love are synonymous terms.</small>

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Why does ~anyone~ talk like Randy Jackson?

water_boy1999

Suuuuurrrreeeee ya do Bernadette..........

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NetterButter

when i looked at my husband and mouthed "colorful."

his response was, "you love liver?"

hahahahaha.

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It's true... men can't read lips.

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