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I wonder what is going through the guy's mind as he sees that...
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03-21-2004, 04:50 PM
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do you mean that because of my incessant ranting about the virtues of the mangina, this easily lead young lady has taken it upon herself to make this young man join the mangina club?? what have i done?? have i created a monster?? is this the end of the masculine condition as we know it?? i have been swallowed by the revolution... am i doomed to be blamed for creating this penis-biting-off cult??
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03-22-2004, 01:00 AM
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Location: P-Town, WA
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i'd hit it..... mmhmmmmmmmm
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03-22-2004, 09:22 AM
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Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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Ejectejecteject!!
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03-22-2004, 03:36 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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she's been anorexic too long now... now she's hungry!!!! <i>vvvvvery hungry...</i>
she sees that ample belly & is crazed with the anticipation of comsuming his stomach filled with all the goodness of fatty & sugar filled foods that she has been denying herself all these years. now... <b>it's suppertime!!</b> dum de dum de dum dum
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03-22-2004, 06:00 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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....shortly followed by the sound of his hand smacking the side of her head...
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03-22-2004, 07:06 PM
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Location: ...We have a problem.
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She's retaliating agains him for making her kneel on that filthy carpet and for using her grandmother's afghan to catch any spunk that might drip out of the corners of her huge mouth...
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03-25-2004, 11:56 PM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
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oh no! that's what happens when lorena bobbit and jeffrey dahmer have a kid together!!!! a penis' worst nightmare!!!! run!
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