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Old 03-25-2004, 04:24 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Much better.

Start with the Guinness, and drink one of the Becks to wash it down. Then give the Mike's to your best girl and drink the other two becks.

Pour the Coors straight into the toilet and skip a step that is totally unnecessary and thoroughly unpleasant (unless you save it for last, in which case you won't care.)

As for the Jack, I don't know. If Budweiser started making a whiskey, would you drink it more than once? Smirnoff's even worse, because at least Whiskey is distilled beer. There's nothing to vodka that would suggest a vodka manufacturer would make a decent beer. It's like if Glidden made vodka.
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Old 03-25-2004, 05:12 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Hey splck.

Nice ammo for my collection.

Thanks, pal
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Old 03-25-2004, 05:36 AM   #43 (permalink)
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There is offending language in the coveted jam room too. Flyman's heart swells with pride when he puts these posters up.
Notice the lack of any real beer posters or stickers.



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Old 03-25-2004, 06:02 AM   #44 (permalink)
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In flymans defence at least the top Coor's poster is from Maxim, and those Marilyn posters make up for the other, gotta love Marilyn.
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Old 03-25-2004, 04:53 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I think I see a squirrell Cong in the background wearing nylons on it's head.
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:12 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I think I see a squirrell Cong in the background wearing nylons on it's head.

you're almost as messed up as me.

on the sauce again eh astro?
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Old 03-27-2004, 03:15 PM   #47 (permalink)
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okay....so i'm home now...and this is my beer fridge.....


new batch.....which one?


and yes....our pot is that green.

(homemade wine too.......count that in!)

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Old 03-27-2004, 03:40 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Man, are you dense? Why do you even need to ask? SoCal fucked you up, bro!
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Old 03-27-2004, 04:24 PM   #49 (permalink)
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homemade wine. wow. i'd get into that.
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Old 03-27-2004, 04:43 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Man, are you dense? Why do you even need to ask? SoCal fucked you up, bro!

well hell ya' i'm dense.....it took you this long to figure it out?


......and,i'm in canada again and well,.......check out the variety.
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Old 03-27-2004, 04:45 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I still see girls light...
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Old 03-27-2004, 06:09 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I still see girls light...

ya' in your own fridge ............


just own up to it man......are you scared what people might think?


i put a pair of fucking pantyhose on man......you think i care if someone doesn't like my beer.


(when are you puttin' the hose on splck?)

fess up eh..........
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Old 03-28-2004, 09:25 AM   #53 (permalink)
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ya' in your own fridge ............


just own up to it man......are you scared what people might think?

Never worried bout what others thought...should I be?

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i put a pair of fucking pantyhose on man......you think i care if someone doesn't like my beer.
What I'd like to know is how often do you put them on?....fess up boy.
You should care about the beer, it will only expand your taste ...if you had any.

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(when are you puttin' the hose on splck?)

fess up eh..........
Sorry dude, I don't travel that highway...not that there's anything wrong with that
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Old 04-17-2004, 08:48 AM   #54 (permalink)
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'nother new batch......





which one?
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Old 04-17-2004, 10:47 AM   #55 (permalink)
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never heard of blue.
i don't like dark beers... (sorry pj... i know, damn pagan)
guess i'll have to take the almost beer.

that or the wine on the door.
is that a pinot grigio by chance?
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:12 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Last night I was one with the Guiness. Labatt's Blue are okay and much better than Cur's Light.


I think you need a tap for your basement.
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:19 AM   #57 (permalink)
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did you mean curse light?
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:23 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I've been very much into the heavier beer lately. I like IPA and Stout.


If you can get it -you should try Mackeson Triple Stout

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Old 04-17-2004, 11:28 AM   #59 (permalink)
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you can't ignore me dude.

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Old 04-17-2004, 11:33 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Oh come on the Import MGD is the best
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:36 AM   #61 (permalink)
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That's not you that's this chick



What oh what is MGD
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:41 AM   #62 (permalink)
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That's not you that's this chick



What oh what is MGD
you're right. that's NOT me, but hey you didn't ignore me!

MGD = miller genuine draft
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:46 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I thought we were talking about beer?
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Old 04-17-2004, 12:27 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I thought we were talking about beer?

So did I
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:27 PM   #65 (permalink)
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the hell with that.

I wanna talk about bernie's uvula
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:53 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Dude, put 'em both back in the horse.

Hahahaha!
Never heard that one before.

I need to start diversifying my beer drinking, to see what all the hoopla's about. All I ever drink is Canadian beers.


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never heard of blue.
NEVER HEARD OF BLUE!?

You better not be canadian.
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Old 04-17-2004, 07:16 PM   #67 (permalink)
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once again... all of them, then smoke the weed...

or hit, drink, repeat

(until desired effect...)
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Old 04-18-2004, 12:03 AM   #68 (permalink)
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You're a buncha hosers.

This is the real drink of a man.
Right out of the tap.
NSFW!
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Old 04-18-2004, 05:23 AM   #69 (permalink)
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You're a buncha hosers.

This is the real drink of a man.
Right out of the tap.
NSFW!


so that's the udder beer then eh?
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Old 04-18-2004, 09:23 AM   #70 (permalink)
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the hell with that.

I wanna talk about bernie's uvula
hey now paddysmoe. leave my parts outta this!
just go on back to harrassing flyman about his <strike>girls</strike> coors light.

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NEVER HEARD OF BLUE!?

You better not be canadian.
nope. not canadian. am i off the hook then?
do they sell blue in the states?
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Old 04-18-2004, 09:30 AM   #71 (permalink)
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just go on back to harrassing flyman about his <strike>girls</strike> coors light.





yeah....bring it on........
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