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Much better.
Start with the Guinness, and drink one of the Becks to wash it down. Then give the Mike's to your best girl and drink the other two becks.
Pour the Coors straight into the toilet and skip a step that is totally unnecessary and thoroughly unpleasant (unless you save it for last, in which case you won't care.)
As for the Jack, I don't know. If Budweiser started making a whiskey, would you drink it more than once? Smirnoff's even worse, because at least Whiskey is distilled beer. There's nothing to vodka that would suggest a vodka manufacturer would make a decent beer. It's like if Glidden made vodka.
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