Things I've Learned From My Kids.... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Minx · 05-05-2003, 08:12 AM

Kids...can't live with them, can't sell them on the black market....(just kidding - I love my little ones

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Here's a few things I've learned...
1. Once you hear the toilet flush and the words "oh oh" - you are already too late.
2. Crayons and microwaves do not mix well.
3. Fish CAN over-eat themselves to death when fed the whole damn thing of food.
4. "Twanging" a door stopper can provide hours of amusement for a baby (especially if one has a headache/hangover).
5. Dirt is good.
6. Flushing the toilet is fun (see rule #1).
But the best thing I learned.....
The words I love you are the sweetest in the world!

05-05-2003, 08:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Things I've Learned From My Kids.... Kids...can't live with them, can't sell them on the black market....(just kidding - I love my little ones ) Here's a few things I've learned... 1. Once you hear the toilet flush and the words "oh oh" - you are already too late. 2. Crayons and microwaves do not mix well. 3. Fish CAN over-eat themselves to death when fed the whole damn thing of food. 4. "Twanging" a door stopper can provide hours of amusement for a baby (especially if one has a headache/hangover). 5. Dirt is good. 6. Flushing the toilet is fun (see rule #1). But the best thing I learned..... The words I love you are the sweetest in the world! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!