What is your Battle Cry?
 

What is your Battle Cry linky thingy .

Hark! Who is that, prowling across the cliffs! It is Marcopolo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to pound you until war is peace, then steal your lederhosen!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the candy store! It is Sadistikdreams, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder, and trade you for a candy bar!"

I didn't know you were so spicy.

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the tarmac! It is Unclephil, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams thunderously:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a river of pure piranha!"


hey marco, let's go screwing...

Prowling on the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Txlovely! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

Wow - I never knew I had it in me...:)


Me thinks I'm off for a swig of whiskey...arrrrgh

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Regziever, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars thunderously:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!"

Sprinting along the steppes, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh WarWagon! And he gives a low roar:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path faster than the super-flu!"

Heeeee, super-flu.

Lo! Who is that, striding across the wasteland! It is MooseMan3000, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Heh.

Skulking through the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Vf19! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"For the love of beatings, man, that's some good coffee!!"

omg...

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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Rockzilla, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"


Not bad, but I think I like Bernadette's better.

b...please don't go looking for a new job...

uh........sorry 'bout that.

wanna get high?

*sorry,but us canadians are always sorry*.............see what i mean.

(wait's for PJ to take a shot at me)





damn good to see you again marco!

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Ah, yes...because you can always use more lederhosen.

Battle cry? I was misled. I did not know that before entering a battle you were supposed to bore your foe to death with a long Shakesperean poem full of gibberish. If I was running into battle, this would be my battle cry:

AAAAHHHRRRRRGGGGGHHHHRRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Or maybe that is a war cry? Hmm... okay, I get it. So then my battle cry would really be this then:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Best. Battle Cry. Ever.

Stalking amidst the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Xothan! And she gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to fuck you in such an inhumane manner, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging along the fields, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh <b>Fremen</b>! And he gives a low howl:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to spank you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Fremen"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is NiceGuy, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!!"

Stalking along the tundra, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Kewpie Dan! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to spank you backwards in time, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

so awesome!

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Y</font>ea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the fields! It is <b>Snoogans</b>, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="snoogans"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Stalking through the desert, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Theguyondacouch! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the bar! It is Hanxter, hands clutching two Budweisers! And with a menacing growl, his voice cometh:

"Touch my beer and fear the wrath of Clydesdale!!!"

I completely agree... now I wanna go watch Princess Bride!! :p

My battle cry:

Does pounding really make you hot and bothered? And why are you wearing lederhosen in the first place?

nothing tops this, IMHO:

"I'm going to fuck you like it's my job!!"

Stalking through the hotel lobby, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Crackprogram! And he gives a mighty roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!"

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging through the wasteland, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh <b>Original King</b>! And he gives an ominous bellow:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to smack you until you smell like barbeque, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Original King"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

My ' alleged ' battle cry ...

Mkay . Me thinks this site has ' issues ' with leather pants . :p

Rampaging on the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Nola! And she gives a cruel cry:

"I'm seriously going to beat you into the fast lane, and dip you in uranium!!!"

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Who wants cookies?

I'm equally satisfied with the war cry using my real name:

Who is that, striding along the cliffs! It is -----------, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond your expiration date!"


Cookies, then fucking.

Awesome.

Striding over the parking lot, brandishing a diamond-studded beretta, cometh Skier! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, then make toast!! Now get out of that damn car, biatch!"

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging across the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh <b>Slimshaydee</b>! And he gives an ominous grunt:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="slimshaydee"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Z</font>ang! Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is <b>Mml</b>, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to bludgeon you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into Godzilla!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="mml"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

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Yup, sounds like something I would say.

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That's just odd.

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the fields! It is Thejoker130, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until armored tanks pull us apart!"


tanks? :confused:

My personal battlecry GET EM'!!

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>P</font>rowling on the wasteland, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh <b>Bill O'Rights</b>! And he gives an ominous cry:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"In the name of Thor the Mighty, man, that's some good coffee!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Bill O'Rights"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Y</font>ea, verily: Who is that, running along the freeway! It is <b>Water_boy1999</b>, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls homicidally:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="water_boy1999"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Hehehe....I liked my roar!!!!!

Stalking amidst the tundra, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh LostHellHound! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to bruise you until you shit molton lava, and launch you into deep space!"

And my real name...

Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the mountains! It is <Firstname> <Lastname>, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams homicidally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"


I do love my screwdrivers it seems...