<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>P</font>rowling through the hotel lobby, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh <b>Rockogre</b>! And he gives a spectacular cry:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type <tt><u>rm -rf </u></tt> !!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="rockogre"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

I want a do over :(

should get my eyes checked - i thought that said "deficate"

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging over the desert, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh <b>BoCo</b>! And he gives a vengeful scream:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"In the name of malice, I desecrate until there is no more hope!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="BoCo"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>S</font>triding across the icy wasteland, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh <b>Floonine</b>! And he gives a mighty howl:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to punch you beyond the end of time, then steal your lederhosen!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="floonine"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the mountains! It is Fantabulous, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!"

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>S</font>triding along the mini-mall parking lot, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh <b>Nisses</b>! And he gives a mighty roar:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to fuck you like it's my job, and throw you out the airplane door!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Nisses"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Lo! Who is that, skulking along the icy wasteland! It is Gremlinx8, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous bellow, her voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the desert! It is Oshnsoul, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to beat you until you smell like barbeque!!"

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Z</font>ang! Who is that, prowling across the hotel lobby! It is <b>Heyal256</b>, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"In the name of malice, I sow darkness and discord faster than the super-flu!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="heyal256"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

wow this is a cool thread. here's mine:
Prowling along the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Ariekitten! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"

not quite right.....but i loved bernadettes! close second were skier's battle cry and water_boy1999's.....
:D

Just saw rockogre's.....ROFLMFAO!!!!!

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Y</font>ea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the plains! It is <b>Grimlok</b>, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm seriously going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Grimlok"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

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But my real battle cry is: "HELP!!!!!!"

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