rockogre

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I want a do over

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should get my eyes checked - i thought that said "deficate"

BoCo

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floonine

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Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the mountains! It is Fantabulous, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!"

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Nisses

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gremlinx8

Lo! Who is that, skulking along the icy wasteland! It is Gremlinx8, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous bellow, her voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

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:::OshnSoul:::

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the desert! It is Oshnsoul, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to beat you until you smell like barbeque!!"

heyal256

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ariekitten

wow this is a cool thread. here's mine:
Prowling along the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Ariekitten! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"

not quite right.....but i loved bernadettes! close second were skier's battle cry and water_boy1999's.....


Just saw rockogre's.....ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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Grimlok

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nash

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But my real battle cry is: "HELP!!!!!!"

SaltPork

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