marcopolo

What is your Battle Cry linky thingy .

Hark! Who is that, prowling across the cliffs! It is Marcopolo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to pound you until war is peace, then steal your lederhosen!!"

sadistikdreams

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the candy store! It is Sadistikdreams, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder, and trade you for a candy bar!"

I didn't know you were so spicy.

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

uncle phil

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the tarmac! It is Unclephil, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams thunderously:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a river of pure piranha!"


hey marco, let's go screwing...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

txlovely

Prowling on the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Txlovely! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

Wow - I never knew I had it in me...


Me thinks I'm off for a swig of whiskey...arrrrgh

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Regziever

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Regziever, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars thunderously:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!"

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Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
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WarWagon

Sprinting along the steppes, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh WarWagon! And he gives a low roar:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path faster than the super-flu!"

Heeeee, super-flu.

MooseMan3000

Lo! Who is that, striding across the wasteland! It is MooseMan3000, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Heh.

VF19

Skulking through the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Vf19! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"For the love of beatings, man, that's some good coffee!!"

bernadette

omg...

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rockzilla

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Rockzilla, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"


Not bad, but I think I like Bernadette's better.

uncle phil

b...please don't go looking for a new job...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uh........sorry 'bout that.

wanna get high?

*sorry,but us canadians are always sorry*.............see what i mean.

(wait's for PJ to take a shot at me)





damn good to see you again marco!

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bundy

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CinnamonGirl

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Ah, yes...because you can always use more lederhosen.

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Stiltzkin

Battle cry? I was misled. I did not know that before entering a battle you were supposed to bore your foe to death with a long Shakesperean poem full of gibberish. If I was running into battle, this would be my battle cry:

AAAAHHHRRRRRGGGGGHHHHRRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Or maybe that is a war cry? Hmm... okay, I get it. So then my battle cry would really be this then:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Best. Battle Cry. Ever.

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Xothan

Stalking amidst the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Xothan! And she gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to fuck you in such an inhumane manner, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

Fremen

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ForgottenKnight

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is NiceGuy, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!!"

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Kewpie Dan

Stalking along the tundra, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Kewpie Dan! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to spank you backwards in time, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

so awesome!

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Snoogans

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theguyondacouch

Stalking through the desert, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Theguyondacouch! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Hanxter

Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the bar! It is Hanxter, hands clutching two Budweisers! And with a menacing growl, his voice cometh:

"Touch my beer and fear the wrath of Clydesdale!!!"

angelkitten1

I completely agree... now I wanna go watch Princess Bride!!

My battle cry:

Does pounding really make you hot and bothered? And why are you wearing lederhosen in the first place?

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Love, me

Sion

nothing tops this, IMHO:

"I'm going to fuck you like it's my job!!"

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Crack

Stalking through the hotel lobby, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Crackprogram! And he gives a mighty roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!"

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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World's King

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marcopolo

My ' alleged ' battle cry ...

Mkay . Me thinks this site has ' issues ' with leather pants .

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NoLa

Rampaging on the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Nola! And she gives a cruel cry:

"I'm seriously going to beat you into the fast lane, and dip you in uranium!!!"

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I'm not sure what to do with it
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Bleed Me Dry

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Bite Me...

But Only If Invited

Bob Biter

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Who wants cookies?

I'm equally satisfied with the war cry using my real name:

Who is that, striding along the cliffs! It is -----------, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond your expiration date!"


Cookies, then fucking.

Awesome.

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skier

Striding over the parking lot, brandishing a diamond-studded beretta, cometh Skier! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, then make toast!! Now get out of that damn car, biatch!"

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slimshaydee

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mml

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Yup, sounds like something I would say.

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TheClarkster

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That's just odd.

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thejoker130

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the fields! It is Thejoker130, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until armored tanks pull us apart!"


tanks?

My personal battlecry GET EM'!!

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water_boy1999

Hehehe....I liked my roar!!!!!

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losthellhound

Stalking amidst the tundra, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh LostHellHound! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to bruise you until you shit molton lava, and launch you into deep space!"

And my real name...

Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the mountains! It is <Firstname> <Lastname>, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams homicidally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"


I do love my screwdrivers it seems...

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