"He's not checking you out, that's my brother"
 

Tonight my friend came and got me, we went out to eat dinner. Hardee's. She pulled into the parking lot, and slowed to an almost stop as she gawked and practically drooled at this black corvett. I admit it was nice, but I had to tell her. "Jeni, there are people in there."

"Oh. Shit, is there really?"

She found the nearest parking spot. As we walked inside they rolled their window down and yelled "hey," she turned red and kept walking. I turned and waved, yelled hey back.

later on, we're sitting near the window and she says, "hey that guy is checking me out."

I laughed, "Jeni, he's not checking you out, that my brother and he's waving at me." It was my older brother, he'd gone through the drive through.

After that, I think she'd had her fill of embarrassment and brought me home, although, I still find it comical... hehehe.... I love her, but she has issues...

Haha funny. Kinda weird but still funny.

Why issues? Sounds like she's got the hots for your brother.

She does, trust me. In the 7 years I've known her I've found her many issues. And as of late her issues consist of thinking EVERYONE with a third leg is checking her out...