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05-05-2003, 12:28 AM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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My dog barfed on me
Yes, this just occurred this evening.
I'm sitting in my chair, enjoying a tasty Guinness and a stupid game show. My dog begins to cough, but I pay no mind. Her coughing becomes more amplified and as I look at her, GGGRRRRYYYYYYAAAAAAKKKKK. Right onto my shirt. She's lucky I have a twisted sense of humor. I was laughing my ass off.
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05-05-2003, 12:34 AM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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Hey, it's never too late to get a good laugh in at ol' Antagony!
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05-05-2003, 12:39 AM
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Junkie
Location: San Francisco
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my dog gets carsick on the way to the vet about 1.5 miles away
 
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05-05-2003, 12:42 AM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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Do you bring a little doggie barf bag? You shouldn't! You should use your shirt!
Or your mouth.
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05-05-2003, 04:12 AM
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Insane
Location: Australia
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Hah, you didnt leave some guiness in the dogs water bowl did ya? I've never actually seen my dog throw up though so that sure would've been interesting to see
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05-05-2003, 09:31 AM
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Insane
Location: Boone, NC
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i've had my dog throw up on me before too - only it was worse, he threw up on my hair instead of my shirt
. as much as it sucked, i still couldn't be too mad at him, he couldn't help throwing up, and he was just a little puppy anyway. now that he's older, he's actually "trained himself" to go to the door and ask to be let out when he's feeling sick(guess housetraining carried over to puking too, at least in his case), and the few times he has thrown up in the house since then, he always acts really ashamed about it, like he knows it was bad, but of course i don't get mad at him for something like that(even if it is one of the nastiest things to have to clean up)
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05-05-2003, 01:06 PM
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Junkie
Location: Up yonder
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Look on the bright side....most dogs eat their own puke so the mess to clean up probably wasn't too bad once he was done licking you.
Next time he/she makes that noise.....move!
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05-05-2003, 10:03 PM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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Yeah, I should've moved but I was busy playing video games.
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05-06-2003, 12:04 AM
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Insane
Location: Pullman, WA
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I got something just as bad... I was at a lan party and this cat came up, shook its tail and started to pee all over me and my computer on the ground... needless to say i was less than pleased about my computer getting a dose of piss on it. My leg was drenched and luckily my computer didn't get fried.
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